The Immortal Venerable Is Absolutely Right

[Update schedule currently undecided. Writing this has been painful, so I’m unlocking the chapters for now. If inspiration strikes, I’ll finish it later.]

According to rumor, Chu Qingxian, the Venerable of Zhaoruo, is unrivaled in cultivation and peerlessly beautiful.

The only problem is his terrible temper. After wandering the world for half his life, he has returned still on the verge of bankruptcy.

There is also a rumor in the cultivation world that the one person Venerable Chu Qingxian has always regarded as a thorn in his side is the Demon Venerable, Jin Wuyuan.

The two are irreconcilable enemies, as incompatible as fire and water.

Who would have thought that one day, after accidentally taking the wrong medicine, Chu Qingxian would end up fighting Jin Wuyuan?

As they fought, things gradually started to go off course.

Overcome by heat, Chu Qingxian suddenly called a halt. “Wait. Let me take off some clothes first.”

Jin Wuyuan: ?

After that, their ordinary sword practice turned into testing the sword with their own bodies.

The good news was that Chu Qingxian forgot the whole thing.

The bad news was that Jin Wuyuan remembered every bit of it.

The next day, after recalling a few unspeakable details and looking at the person in front of him, Jin Wuyuan immediately understood:

It would be better not to let Chu Qingxian remember what happened last night.

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Some time later, Chu Qingxian noticed some strange changes in his body.

At first, he felt dizzy and sluggish. Then came nausea and excessive sleepiness.

After examining himself more closely, he discovered that he was several months pregnant.

Chu Qingxian flew into a rage, only then realizing that something might have happened between him and someone.

He clutched his waist and cursed as he drew his sword. “When I find that bastard, I’ll rip out his tendons, peel off his skin, and grind his bones to dust...”

“Oh, and I’ll slice off that blind fool’s head with one stroke!”

Still furious, he decided to ask the ruthless Demon Realm Lord who had been following him around lately for advice. “What do you think?”

Jin Wuyuan, who had just learned the news, stood rooted to the spot. He coughed, then nodded in agreement. “...Venerable, you are absolutely right.”

This is bad. Something terrible has happened.

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A short-tempered recipient × an attack wondering how to avoid being killed by his wife with one sword. Mutual pining, a fluffy sweet story with little logic.

I couldn’t make the previous blurb work, so I changed it to this one. I’m bowing and apologizing, qwq!

A not-very-useful reader’s guide:

* My own take on cultivation, all made up.

* No baby in the main story, though there might be one in the extras.

* There really is no logic! The characters aren’t perfect either! Don’t take it too seriously!

* The author isn’t very educated and writes in plain language. It’s not like I want to write this way, either.

* If you drop the story, please don’t tell me (I’m begging you!). I hope you find a story you like! I hope you’re happy every day!

* [Important] Please stop scolding me! If you keep going, I’ll get stupid, sob sob sob.

Coming soon: “After Marrying a Powerful Man in a Vegetative State.” Save it from the author’s page:

Yu Lan only learned at the age of twenty that he was the fake young master in a real-and-fake-young-master story.

His only purpose was to make the love between the protagonist attack and recipient seem beautiful, and he was destined to remain in the shadows.

That wasn’t all. His family also made him enter an arranged marriage with Chu Wang, the story’s main villain, who had been lying in bed for three years with no sign of waking up.

According to the plot, Chu Wang would wake up in three months, wield power with ease, and throw all of City A into a panic.

With the marriage already set in stone, Yu Lan decided to get on the villain’s good side first.

But how do you get on the good side of someone in a vegetative state?

Late one night, Yu Lan drowsily heard someone say beside him, “You’re lying on my leg.”

He looked at the villain lying beside him with tubes attached, then up at Chu Wang, floating above and gazing at him with amused interest. “!!!”

The book never said the villain had a spirit floating around while he was unconscious!

From then on, Chu Wang became Yu Lan’s strategist, and Yu Lan did whatever he was told.

Everyone said he was acting like a big shot with a borrowed title, and that he’d get what was coming to him when Chu Wang woke up. All of City A was waiting to laugh at him.

At a banquet, Chu Wang pointed at Yu Lan’s former fiancé, who had abandoned him. “Throw wine on him.”

Yu Lan hesitated. “That doesn’t seem very nice. Did he offend you?”

Chu Wang replied calmly, “He offended you.”

“...”

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Three months later, the notorious villain finally woke up.

All of City A eagerly awaited a good show. After throwing his weight around for so long, surely Yu Lan would be in for a rough time.

But instead of a show, they received a wedding invitation:

“I heard everyone took good care of my wife while I was unconscious. Thank you all for your hard work.”

The people who received the invitation: ???

Wasn’t your wife the one “taking care” of all of us?

That night, Yu Lan’s cheeks flushed red, and his voice faltered. “N-Now that you’re awake, we...”

Chu Wang: “Didn’t you say it yourself? Now we can ‘get on good terms’ with each other.”

Yu Lan: That wasn’t what I meant when I said that!

Check out the author’s page for completed works including “I’ll Die If I Don’t Stop Acting Like a Scum Recipient,” “Can Read Minds, Won’t Mark,” and “The Lazy One Doesn’t Want to Work Hard.” If you like them, please add me to your collection! XOXO!

(This time I really have nothing else to say! Thanks for reading this far!)

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