A Pureblood Non-Player Teaches You the Art of Spending

Name: A Pureblood Non-Player Teaches You the Art of Spending
Author: Blazing Fire, Mortal World

纯血非酋教你氪金的艺术

by Blazing Fire, Mortal World (厉火红尘)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2 Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 3y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

I absolutely love games, especially gacha games. Unfortunately, I have a trace of Indian royal blood in my ancestry, so I'm naturally cursed to never pull an SSR. All I can do is spend money.

Holy crap, a new skin! It's [Eternal Dust - 10% of the Self Remains]! As expected of my adorable little bucket! (Nosebleed gushing everywhere)

Holy crap, a new event! It's [Unexpected Plot - A Team Slowly Takes Shape]! As expected of my second young master! (Lost too much blood)

Holy crap, a new story route! It's [Friends from Another World - Ninja? Pirate? Cursed Spirit?]! As expected of my Jason! (Lying flat in peace)

Holy crap, a new character card for the growth system! It's [Details of a Diverging Path - Different Lives]! As expected of my literary boy! (Screaming as I spiral into the sky)

Theme: Jason, I'll love you forever!