[Crossover] Hello, What Would You Like to Buy?

A purple mist spread at a visible speed as a black-robed figure emerged from a narrow alley. The figure removed her hood, revealing a deathly pale woman's face. A purple gem sat between her brows, and her eerie green eyes stared straight at you, sending a chill down your spine.

"Hello, what would you like to buy?"

The girl pulled her cloak open to the side. Beneath it, she wore a black dress that covered her feet. The inside of the cloak was empty, but when she reached in, she pulled out...

"High-quality, high-purity Kryptonite! Green, red, and blue Kryptonite, all available."

The faded Superman: ...

"Genuine Nichirin swords, sold together with a thousand-year-old wisteria flower."

Scumbag Muzan: ...

"Knowledge is power! Esper Stones, get stronger just by reading!"

Some Yokohama Port Mafia school dropout: ...

"And that's not all. I sincerely recommend..."

"Mr. Rock Lee's proudest creation: an inexhaustible notebook for writing dialogue."

Kunikida Doppo approves ×1

"The Sand Princess's famous creation: the Rain-Shedding Fan, a ninja tool."

Tengen Uzui approves ×1

"The first-edition manuscript of the smash hit Come Come Paradise by the renowned author Jiraiya."

A certain Konoha Anbu approves ×1

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Her hot-tempered bird of a business partner exclaimed, "What even is all this?!"

"And I also have photos of every man in the Bat Family dressed as a woman. Would you be interested...?"

"Ten million. I'll take everything. Got it?"

"Certainly! Thank you for shopping with us, dear. We look forward to seeing you again!"

Theme: Becoming Titans of the convenience store, alongside store manager Raven