The Tragic, Powerful, Lucky One Is Jason Todd

Serious blurb:

When I lie six feet under, the people above ground are laughing.

When I step above ground, the people six feet under are laughing.

No one wants me to climb out of the "box."

But that's all right.

I have myself.

Silly blurb:

Ever since I came back to life and saw this world, I've wondered: Why didn't I just keep lying there?

After thinking it over, maybe it's because Doctor Yosano is here; maybe I need to look after my younger brother; or maybe the outside world is so big that I don't want to come back.

Seriously, I mean it. Devil Fruits, Guardian Characters, Stand users, chakra, Nen abilities, and so on all seem better than having to go on nightly patrols while keeping an eye on that gloomy face every day.

Free-spirited pirates, dream-protecting heroes, ninjas researching bloodline limits, even selling tires sounds better than becoming a superhero with no benefits, getting wanted by the authorities, and still having to save the world!

Harmonious, friendly literary colleagues; fun-loving, optimistic pirate colleagues; an adorable, hot-tempered younger brother; a blue-haired, golden-eyed junior who looks sweet but is really dark; even an irresponsible teacher for a principal all seem more reliable than a certain gloomy teammate who keeps turning evil, getting mind-controlled, or being sacrificed!

Theme: I want to make you the happiest person in the world