Yu Shu is the hottest new star in historical dramas in recent years. With his bewitching features, world-weary air, pale skin, slender waist, and delicate beauty, fans have hailed him as the top white moonlight of historical dramas in the entertainment industry. Countless ship videos have paired him with others, making him the mother of eight babies in every one.
And Shang Huaixu is the father of those eight babies in countless videos.
He is sharp and aloof, with an air of abstinence, money and good looks, and a tall, broad-shouldered build. Everything about him says, "I'm cold, tough, and not someone to mess with."
They've always disliked each other. The reason? They're both homophobic, and they've been shipped together.
Shang Huaixu even once coldly warned Su Shu, "I will never have any sort of ambiguous relationship with a man in my entire life."
Then he was gravely injured while protecting Su Shu and fell into a coma. When he woke up, he gazed at Su Shu tenderly and said, "My beloved consort, I have longed for you for a thousand years. Why don't you attend me tonight?"
Su "Beloved Consort" Shu: "..."
He stoically called 120.
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After every possible test confirmed that Shang Huaixu really did just have something wrong with his brain, Su Shu had no choice but to take him home, out of basic human decency.
Su Shu takes a bath, Shang Huaixu wants to join him.
Su Shu goes to sleep, Shang Huaixu wants to join him.
Su Shu takes stomach medicine, Shang Huaixu wants to join him too.
Su Shu finally loses his patience. "Shang Huaixu, I'm dry heaving because my gastritis is acting up, not because I'm pregnant!"
That very night, Shang Huaixu comes home with a tortoise and posts on Weibo: [A cause for nationwide celebration: The heir is born. @Su Shu, the child's father, you've worked hard.]
Su Shu: :)
He doesn't know whether the whole internet exploded, but he certainly did.
But since Shang Huaixu saved his life, Su Shu can only put up with it.
If he wants a bath together, they'll bathe together. If he wants to sleep together, they'll sleep together. If he wants a baby, Su Shu will pretend to give birth.
Then one day, he comes home early and sees the tyrant who was supposed to be lovesick, lazily playing with his tortoise baby while saying into the phone, "Don't worry, I'm fine now. I've just been putting on an act to pursue Su Shu."
Only then does Su Shu finally smile in relief. "Down with all feudal relics!"
[A beautiful, sickly, world-weary shou whose every word drips with venom x a handsome, wealthy, married-man gong with nothing but water in his head]
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Theme: Face life with a smile
