I, a Couch Potato, Just Want to Date

Nan Qiao died. Nan Qiao came back to life. She was reborn into a business-warfare novel as a tool character who was there to advance the plot. If she wanted to survive, she had to keep courting death according to the plot and shoulder the role of the novel's tool character. Nan Qiao, who hadn't been able to enjoy a proper romance in her previous life because she was a celebrity: What does the plot have to do with me? Falling in love is what matters. From then on, she took her own path through the plot, heedless of everyone around her. - The original owner had willingly become a tool for her family in exchange for benefits. After a banquet, she climbed into Shen Tingwan's bed with a mission. According to the original owner's assignment, Nan Qiao's next plot point should have been to take compromising photos and set off a trending topic, plunging Shen Tingwan into a sex scandal. But Nan Qiao... There was no plot in the eyes of Nan Qiao, who liked women. All she could see was Shen Tingwan's graceful figure and shimmering eyes. So she and Shen Tingwan spent the night together, getting everything but the romance out of their system. System: What are you doing? Nan Qiao: Something I enjoy? System: You really deserve to die! - Later... Maybe Nan Qiao's way of following the plot was too unique, because the tags on this business-warfare novel suddenly changed. The System came running as soon as it heard the news. Before seeing the tags, it thought: I've seen everything there is to see. After seeing the tags, it let out a piercing shriek without a second thought: Nan Qiao! Why does my business-warfare novel have a sweet-romance tag now? Nan Qiao shrugged. How can this not count as a sweet romance after all we've done? The System clutched a strip of white silk and wrapped it around its neck, ready to die: Goodbye, then. I'm off first. Theme: None