A Guide to Dating Disasters

Lü Hua and Lin Jiuge first met in a bar. In the decadent lighting, Lin Jiuge wore a wine-red dress with a high slit, her slender, straight legs appearing and disappearing beneath the swaying hem. Alluring and seductive, she asked, "Wanna hook up?" Lü Hua: "I'm a respectable person." Lü Hua and Lin Jiuge met for the second time at a wedding. In the dim room, Lü Hua pinned Lin Jiuge into a corner, her gaze frank and steady as it held her face. In a bewitching voice, she asked, "Wanna hook up?" Lin Jiuge: "Is this how respectable people usually have fun?" After one wild night, they thought their relationship would end there. They never expected it was only the beginning. Lin Jiuge suddenly became Lü Hua's blind date. - Lin Jiuge is a writer. With plenty of time on her hands, she also runs a short-video account. With matchmaking at its peak, the topic was all the rage, so she decided to make it the subject of her next video. A friend introduced her to someone, and soon an actress sent her a friend request. She heard that the woman was perfect in every way, three years younger than her, and a distant beauty. She had the looks and the figure, the figure and the acting skills, and was amazing at improvising on the spot. She didn't even need a script. Lin Jiuge thought at the time: Can it really work to improvise everything without a script? Then came the day they met. The actress acted so naturally that it was as if she had really come to a matchmaking date. Lin Jiuge thought at the time: Her acting really is good. But how could this actress be Lü Hua, the woman she'd spent one night of passion with? - They had been filming for a while, and the two of them got along very well. Then one night, the actual actress called. Only then did Lin Jiuge realize Lü Hua wasn't her actress at all. She had carelessly added the wrong person, and Lü Hua had come to the date for real! Lin Jiuge: "I'm sorry. Since things have come to this, I think we..." Before she could finish, an unreasonable kiss cut her off. The room was dark. Lü Hua held her arms behind her back and pinned her against the wall, then slowly finished her sentence for her: "...can only make this fake relationship real." Lin Jiuge: "..." Cool, scheming younger woman VS foxlike, mature older woman. Theme: You are not a choice I made after weighing the pros and cons