Carry Me Across the Nine Heavens

Yao Zhi was a potted plant who cultivated for a thousand years and became an immortal. She was exceptionally appointed as an immortal official, entrusted with the Book of Fate and tasked with managing the destinies of mortals. She descended to the mortal realm to oversee their fates, only for the first three fires of her new appointment to burn her instead. The mortal under her supervision was not only clever enough to be troublesome, but also exceptionally handsome. There was a saying among the immortal officials: the mortals they managed should ideally be plain-looking, of average intelligence, and twisted in character. That way, they could follow the Book of Fate without hesitation, send them to the Yellow Springs, and get the job done. But her luck was poor. This man had none of those three traits. He was not only handsome, but also smart and kind… or at least seemingly kind… She had barely descended to the mortal realm when he discovered her whereabouts. “Um…” Yao Zhi stammered, tongue-tied. Seeing his handsome face, she came up with something on the spot. “I… I’m after your looks, okay, young master?” He: “…That’s probably not going to work, miss.” The serious blurb She defied fate and lay low for years, all for the sake of sweeping across the Nine Heavens with a single sword! Blurb screenshot dated February 16, 2021 Coming soon Never Mind If I Can't Cultivate As a member of a low-class sect, where double cultivation and stealing others’ techniques were all the rage, she had zero accomplishments and was a terrible cultivator. Her sect ordered her to steal a taste at least once, or she’d be expelled and left to wander the streets. When it came to sneaking a taste, she was an expert. The first-ranked sect, the Ruthless Sect, was the natural enemy of their low-class sect in the cultivation world. If she was going to take a bite, she’d take the best. The most expensive, too. She picked the tallest building. Before she could climb through a window, someone whacked her on the head three times with a club. She looked up to meet the indifferent gaze of a man. He gave a cold laugh. “You never learn, do you?” P.S. She just wanted to eat something hot. What did she do wrong? Blurb archived years ago Completed works The Three Times Forsaken Young Master: The young master has turned dark, and he’s impossible to deal with and a pain in the neck. Young Master, Please Don’t Seek Death: Young master, I’ve been lusting after you for ages. I Am No Good Person: I wanted to be friends with the villain, but he insisted on dating me. For more completed works, check out my author page. Please follow it~ Theme: We make our own fate