Turning Anime Scripts into Absurd Comedy

[Next up: I'll Go Crazy Sooner or Later Playing a Sorcerer] At your last class outing before graduation, you and your classmates accidentally transmigrate. / Everyone arrives in another world where curses exist, and gets assigned all sorts of bizarre roles, identities, and abilities. You thought you'd have to rack your brains to raise the favorability of some arrogant white-haired guy just to survive, and that was already bad enough. But later, you realize your classmates seem to have it even worse than you do... Classmate A: What kind of stupid setup is a Star Plasma Vessel? Why are they trying to kill me from the start? Don't stop me. I'm grabbing my sniper rifle and blowing those damn curse users away right now! Classmate B: Thanks for asking. I transmigrated into an ugly, fat worm, and my beefy caretaker shoves diapers into my mouth all day. I can't take this... Tonight, I'm definitely going to scare off his sugar mama. Classmate C: Someone burned my face with a cigarette from the start, and now some blue-haired pervert is after me. At this point, I just want to cut him along the dotted line :) Classmate D: Can anything be more ridiculous than me being gender-swapped into an eighty-year-old man, getting called a rotten orange, and having my beard yanked? Never mind. That white-haired brat who keeps threatening me into giving his class paid vacations is back. I need to figure out how to get a photo of him in women's clothes, too. (Smoking) Classmate E: My sister and I got locked in a cage by a village full of lunatics... No worries. I'm as strong as an ox, so I bent the bars and busted us out. Classmate F: Sis, I synthesized a cleaver x1. Let's get to work! That guy with the tiny eyes coming over doesn't look like a good person. Let's chop him up, too. ... (omitted) You: ? Wait, can you all stick to your scripts? System: ... (glances at the certain jerk cat's ruined bowl cut and the sexy bikini he was changed into) Who the hell are you to criticize anyone else!? Click to read about: The many torments suffered by a certain group of the strongest high schoolers A polite Star Plasma Vessel refusing to become a casualty and blasting enemies with a cannon An out-of-control Cursed Spirit suddenly vomiting up a sugar mama's happy pill mid-battle A furious Junpei slapping a blue-haired, mismatched-eyed trash curse without end An eighty-year-old rotten orange secretly trying on a sexy miniskirt in the office Twin sisters going wild in an old village, with a passing wild topknot trying to convince them to put down their cleavers and attain enlightenment ... (omitted) . OOC. The heroine is a jerk. Other than the funny antics, the timeline, logic, and everything else have all fallen apart. If that bothers you, don't read. Thanks. Don't look for logic in a ridiculous story. Just have fun!!! Coming next I'll Go Crazy Sooner or Later Playing a Sorcerer Blurb: I'm a healthy, cheerful, model girl. Ever since I started playing a game called Doki Doki Sorcerer, I've been getting crazier by the day. * * In my first run, I enjoyed my youth. I had a happy high school life at Jujutsu High with Geto, Gojo, and Shoko as a quartet. Then Geto suddenly defected, and our precious three years of youth ended in a flash. [Bad ending: Summer Ends Abruptly] - In my second run, I stole all the spotlight. I stole Geto's balls to eat, took over his missions, defected before him, and wiped out all the rotten old men. Before my two classmates could execute me themselves, I decisively deleted my save and quit. [Bad ending: Graduation Photo Without Me] - In my third run, I only wanted an easy life. I became a student of my two former classmates and happily went on missions to beat up minor curses every day, until a brain-in-a-jar wearing the skin of my previous-run self set a trap and sent both strongest teachers into the Prison Realm. [Bad ending: The Unforgettable Her] - In my fourth run, I finally went crazy. I gave up from the start and changed classes into a cursed spirit. I beat up Mahito, tore apart the brain in a jar, trampled a whole host of curses, and became the greatest evil in the world. I turned the jujutsu world upside down, drove the old men's hairlines back, and led Gojo and Geto on a merry chase every time they came to capture me. [Happy ending: Standing Above Millions] - Not long after I'd had my fill of wreaking havoc with my curse account and quit for good, the worlds merged. While studying abroad, I ran into Gojo and Geto on the streets of Tokyo, Japan. We stared at one another in silence, all six eyes locked, and the situation was incredibly awkward. - So here's the question. Without knowing which of my four runs they remember... Should I make a clean getaway, or confidently walk up and say hello? Theme: Don't yield to fate.