You Don't Really Like Me

[The Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium]

Well, isn't that a coincidence? I don't actually like you either.

Everyone says Ye Wenxin is nothing but Shen Shuo's dog. All Shen Shuo has to do is beckon, and Ye Wenxin will crawl over greedily like a dog that sees a bone.

As long as Shen Shuo asks, Ye Wenxin will satisfy all his needs, even certain kinds of needs.

They all say Ye Wenxin must be madly in love with Shen Shuo. He's not only a perfect sidekick, but also takes care of him like a housekeeper, even in bed.

Shen Shuo himself firmly believes it, and looks down on him a little. He carelessly squanders Ye Wenxin's patience and affection.

Until the next time he tells Ye Wenxin to get lost, Ye Wenxin says nothing, dusts himself off, and walks away without looking back. He never returns.

[Top's POV]: My little sidekick is so obedient. He does whatever I tell him, and wouldn't dare go west if I told him to go east.

He always gazes at me so adoringly, too. He must love me to death and be unable to live without me.

What can I say? I'm charming. Who doesn't like a handsome rich guy?

[Bottom's POV]: Heh. Like you? You must be dreaming.

You say I always gaze at you adoringly?

Sorry, I'm just nearsighted and can't see clearly.

Why am I so nice to you?

Heh. I'm pretending.

Written on 2021.2.19

Theme: Be more sincere and use fewer tricks. If everyone offers up a little genuine love, the world will become a better place.