The Conscientious Screenwriter, Chief Dazai

*Completed older story and practice piece. I write multiple versions of myself; 1v1, two male leads, top's POV. Scroll down for content warnings. I'm very sorry the romance is such a mess. Feel free to leave any kind of review.* After painstakingly completing his plan, the so-called human-shaped blade, the Boss Dazai, transmigrated to the main world, a world without ABO dynamics. Having failed to die, Boss Dazai, who now takes pleasure in tormenting others, changed careers and became a melodramatic screenwriter (not really). With a flourish of his pen, the show began. * The frail, delicate young Dazai is forced to become the canary of Mori, a former Port Mafia boss. * The Port Mafia boss, whose heart belongs to his white moonlight, is forcibly claimed by the domineering executive, Hat-kun, who delivers these memorable lines: "Even if you get my body, you'll never get my heart!" "Give it up. The person I love will never be you!" The people left covered in melodrama and suffering reputational damage: "What?!" Boss Dazai, the screenwriter with a conscience, is the one for you. A first-rate imagination, and a delicate flower besides. Only the strong deserve the "beauty," and the Silver Wolf swordsman quietly takes home MVP. ◆ Before you read: ① My take on Boss Dazai, who enjoys all kinds of unusual role-playing. ② A brainless, trope-filled romp, bringing back classic scenes from the melodramatic novels of years past. Mostly absurd torment and melodrama; the characters are very out of character. ③ The alternate universe has ABO dynamics, and Boss Dazai is an omega (a double-star version, written when I was young and ignorant. What can I do? I can only drop to my knees and beg you to go easy on me). He's universally adored. ④ Intimate scenes fade to black. ⑤ This story is written from the top's POV. The pairing is too socially awkward. Theme: Finding the meaning of existence while lost.