The Years I Fought Chuuya in Yokohama to Protect Dazai

My name is Dan Kazuo. I’m an ordinary novelist. Recently, my childhood friend Dazai Osamu joined the Port Mafia. Then he came back in a miserable state after getting beaten up by his new partner. I’ve never even laid a hand on my own childhood friend!!! (Dazai fan outrage) That very day, I was so furious I snapped my pen in half, then wrote a letter to my pen pal, Mr. Mori. The next day, after successfully joining the Mafia, I smiled and gave the little shrimp in front of me the finger. “Come on, let’s fight.” The ultimate Dazai fan, Dan x Dazai, who’s helpless and weak in front of people but constantly gets in everyone’s face when they’re alone. And the innocent bystander (?) Chuuya. Lately, Dazai Osamu has been falling hard for his childhood friend. Not only is he an amazing cook, he can also fight his partner to a standstill. He’s the best! Coming Soon 2 I Couldn’t Pull Dazai, So I Became Oda Sakunosuke Blurb: Today, in Bungo Stray Dogs, was yet another day when I didn’t see Dazai Osamu. I wasn’t even surprised anymore. I’d poured money into the game without hesitation, just like that bandage-wearing guy, but I hadn’t managed to pull even a single R card. I’d completely lost faith in this marble-shooting game. But despite that, I was still playing it. On my last ten-pull, with no expectations left, a purple moon rose over the mouth of an alley. The words “Flawless” appeared, and a red-haired man showed up on my screen. He was even dressed for Halloween. Ohhh! I’ve never watched Bungo Stray Dogs, so I’m just a cloud gamer! But I know this character! You’re that Dazai Osamu trap, right? Full of anticipation, I set him as my home screen. Amen. I hope I can pull Dazai Osamu tomorrow. Prayer complete! But when I opened my eyes again, my viewpoint seemed inexplicably higher. I clutched my phone and stared, dumbfounded, at the five blatantly illegal black towers in the distance. A breeze drifted past, and a pair of human legs floated down the river in front of me. After exchanging bewildered looks for a few seconds with the white-haired boy in front of me, I couldn’t help pointing at the thing in the river. “Aren’t you going to save him?” Theme: Dan-kun, the ultimate Dazai fan. Are you in love yet?