Raising a Family in Yokohama with the Classic of Mountains and Seas

[Now opening: Compatibility of Taoism and Spells cp285] [Pre-receipt: If you can pinch and count, you can't beat the bandage spirit] *Copywriting of this article (CP Dazai): One day, a strange girl suddenly appeared in Yokohama. She was wearing traditional Chinese clothes, with black hair reaching her ankles, a delicate face and a cold temperament. She was holding an ancient book and muttered: "Azhi said that you can't cheat with the things in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. I have to earn money with my own hands before I can take him home." At the same time—— Overnight, a huge island appeared on the nearby sea surface, completely shrouded in clouds and fog, appearing and disappearing. Officials cannot enter and investigate. * When Kun Ling returned from a month away, there was a depressed young man with bandages all over his body. Dazai pointed to the island and asked, "Hey, where are we going?" "Well, Yunzhong Island is our home." Hesitantly, "Home?" Kun Ling nodded: "I said it before." Although it was several years late, she still took A Zhi home. ——The rotten and oxidized world actually gave me a miracle called eternity. Later, Dazai pointed at the prototypical white dog, and was dissatisfied: "Why is the contract with me a dog? Ouch~ I hate dogs the most! Ling-chan, I want to return the product and return it." He is good at listening to people's inner truths and lifts his eyelids, "Lies." Kun Ling: "Understood." * Being directly questioned about his life experience, Chuuya was furious: "What nonsense are you talking about! I'm a human being!" Kun Ling was puzzled: "But your soul... Is the cub of an alien beast?" Don't want to listen? Knock him out and take him home. Such a beautiful cub looks like her own child! ——It doesn't matter whether he is a human or a god. Anyway, my family is full of ghosts and monsters. Later, Chuuya excitedly showed off his contracted beast, and Zhang Yang laughed: "Hahaha! Bastard Dazai, you lose, mine is a dragon!" Yinglong, the one with wings and the ability to fly! So handsome! Dazai: "Chuuya, I can't even find you on the dragon's back with a telescope~!" * Kun Ling swore that she did not abduct this black cat boy home voluntarily. "I don't care, if I lose my job, you have to take responsibility." Ranpo made the request confidently: "I'm hungry and want to eat some snacks... Wait a minute, I get it! Your house - huh huh." "Shhh - don't say it, don't say it!" He's in trouble! The stupid cub that was almost snatched away was the lonely cub that she chose to take home. ——In this absurd world full of idiots, my family says I don't need to grow up. Later, Ranbu got a new nanny: "Yingzhao, please don't tell Detective Kun Ling that your snack intake exceeds the limit today!" "No." Yingzhao is very tiring. In addition to managing the strange beasts on Yunzhong Island, he also has to take care of troublesome human cubs. * "Kun Ling, you were born in China, right? Why haven't you been back?" For the first time, Kun Ling expressed his grievances in front of everyone: "After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit." She hit the barrier and couldn't go back. So I can only live in (persecute) neon for a long time. After all, we can face our hometown across the sea, right? Food Guide 1. OOC warning, there are mountains of private facilities! Mountains of private facilities! ! ! 2. CP Dazai, fall in love when he grows up. 3. [Daily-oriented with emotional undertones as the main theme, the pace is very slow, so you don't need to tell me if you abandon the article. * 4. Slowly and slowly 5. In daily life, the heroine is very open! Advance collection of "The Compatibility of Taoism and Spells" "Master, I'm honest, I'm short of money in my life!" When he first arrived in Neon, he only had 1,000 yen left. He set up a stall to tell fortunes but no one cared about it. Chuyi was very worried. While she was considering the feasibility of spending another night at Tianqiao—— "Oh, is the fortune telling accurate? If not, I will call the police." "Super accurate!" Xuanyuan Chuyi excitedly held the white-haired handsome boy's paw, "Brother, I see that your hall is dark and full of bad luck. There will be a bloody disaster in the near future. As long as you contract my food, accommodation and transportation for a week, I will help you!" Gojo thought about it for only a second: "Okay~ let's give it a try." Try and die—— Chu Yi couldn't understand why she couldn't calculate the badminton head's predictions accurately. But... The money can never be returned! ! ! Therefore, she must turn the prophecy into reality! In the end, Chu Yi, who was caught cheating and had spent all his remuneration early, worked as a coolie at the College of Magic, which brought tears to his eyes. Well, the food in the college cafeteria is really delicious, and you get accommodation and salary. Of course, it would be nice if there were no bad and unscrupulous creditors. Convex^-^Convex This badminton ball is like a hundred thousand whys, chirping in Chuyi's ears whenever he has time. "Chu Yi, what's between your eyebrows?" "That's called the center of the eyebrow..." "Oh, what's the red spot between your eyebrows?" Chu Yi felt noisy and babbled nonsense: "Shou Gong Sha." "Wow, Chuyi's Shou Gongsha has a long face. Tsk, tsk, at this age... It's so pitiful~" After three seconds of silence, Chuyi Qiyun Dantian said: "Climb for me——" * Xuanyuan Chuyi was born in China, the birthplace of magic. He has no magic power but can fight with the strongest magic master. "Teacher Chuyi, how did you use the trick of beating the cow across the mountain just now?" "That's Tai Chi, internal strength." "Wow, Teacher Chuyi, how did you do that? With a wave of your hand, it was fire and water?!" "Tai Chi Bagua formation, water and fire are the functions of Kan Gua and Li Gua." "Teacher Chuyi, that one just now——? "Protective spell. " … "Teacher, you know too much, don't you? ! " "Average, third in the world. Chu Yi was very modest, "I know a little bit of each of the five Taoist arts." " Well, a little bit. ——The super destructive power that destroys an entire area with a wave of his hand, a little aura of void to draw talismans of various abilities, a few acupuncture points to stop bleeding, a few needles to save people... Just a little bit? ! Chu Yi said confidently: "I was born in the Xuanyuan clan, so isn't it normal to know Qi, Men, and Dunjia? The most powerful move I have never used. " Gojo suddenly appeared: "What is Chuyi's strongest move? " "Nine-character mantra. " "Hey~ the one who copied the wrong words from Huaxia in Neon? Put it out and see. " "You can't do it unless you have to - you will be taken back to China and imprisoned. Don't even think about harming me! " The mantra that carries the laws of all things is a blessing (talisman) when written down, and a curse when recited. * Chu Yi, who said that it was absolutely impossible to use the Nine-Character Mantra, violated his own principles one day. "It's all shaky! " Finally, Gojou, who was fished out of the cat box, smiled: "Well, Yiyi is really angry this time. " "Nonsense! I'm so angry! " Chu Yi's words were shocking: "Zhengyuan was almost put in a cat cage, can I not be angry? " "Wow, I am Yiyi's true love? " "How? Don't you want to admit it? It's late. " Chu Yi strangled Gojo's neck: "I have given you all the keepsakes passed down by the Xuanyuan family to the master and his wife. They have been bound and cannot be taken off for the rest of your life. " ——It's too late to regret, Jiejiejie╭(╯^╰)╮ All in all, this is the story of a little Taoist priest who loves money but lacks it, and finally becomes a rich and handsome guy (bushi Reading Guide 1. Ooc early warning ooc early warning ooc early warning. 2. CP is teacher enlightenment, the whole process is 1V1. 3. Taoism and related information are mostly a combination of real data + fiction, so don't be too particular. Purpose: Maintaining a happy family