No Romance Needed in My Hilarious High School Life

The barriers between worlds are extremely unstable. Every so often, someone who has transmigrated into a book drops in, and everyone arrives with a mission: win over the heroine, face-slap the heroine, steal the heroine's love interest... Jiang Wan is the goofy heroine of a school comedy who has become their target. Transmigrators with all kinds of Systems come at Jiang Wan with knives drawn, only to discover they have to deal not just with Jiang Wan, a heroine who won't yield to either force or persuasion, but also with teachers and classmates who suddenly turn into drama queens, have a death wish and boundless energy as if Red Bull runs through their veins, and think so bizarrely you could slap your thigh in disbelief... Their mission failure rate is 100%. Jiang Wan, who can hear the Systems in the transmigrators' heads: ...Keeping up with all the goofy people at school is already more than enough for me. Transmigrators, get out of my world, please =) B SIDE: From the day Yue Mingshi realized the world had become a sieve and Jiang Wan was at the center of the storm, he was doomed to worry himself sick over her. A rebellious young man, and a great mom too (.) C SIDE: Hot threads on the transmigrator forum: “Has anyone transmigrated into that school novel where the heroine is called Jiang Wan? My senior came back from her mission to win Jiang Wan over and has been taking leave for three months. They're too embarrassed to go back to work.” “Serious question: How can anyone outperform Jiang Wan academically? She's ranked first every time. That's just ridiculous.” “Support group for people who failed the heroine's mission. You know who she is. Come check in here (86 people have signed in).” Important information: 1. The heroine is a Mary Sue: she's good at everything and beautiful, and everyone except the villains loves her. This is my first attempt at a goofy comedy, so it's very light and fluffy. 2. There are male and female villains. Readers who assume that a female villain means catfighting may find it uncomfortable. 3. No romance before adulthood. This is mainly a fun, face-slapping slice-of-life story: 70% everyday life, 30% face-slapping. 4. The setting is fictional. I know the school may seem far-fetched, but it is based on real-life references. None of the characters are based on real people. 5. The story uses the once-popular system of dividing students into arts and sciences tracks. ☆Completed previous novels: "Professional Stand-In, 100,000 an Hour", "A Marriage of Convenience Made Me Financially Free", and "I Raised Three Big Shots as Stand-Ins". Check out my author page~ ☆New novel: "Ordinary Player × Fourth Calamity √"☆ Veteran gamer Shen Shixu never reads the story, skips boss dialogue, attacks anything with a health bar, and opens every chest. Then she wins a beta key for the new single-player game "Second Life". She gets lost and transmigrates as soon as she starts playing. And she doesn't even realize it. The player enters the game. The player skips all the background information. The player is astonished by how realistic the game is. The player immediately tries to rob the first NPC she sees and gets hunted by guards. The player harvests every resource in the starter village and changes maps. The player beats up a rude NPC and gets hunted by the imperial guard. The player starts farming. The player gets hooked on farming. The player enters a certain mansion to grab an item and gets hunted by the army. The player angrily tears apart the alien battleship that wrecked her farm. The player takes every last bit of loot from the starship. The player starts fishing. The player gets hooked on fishing. The player ventures deep into a certain planet to catch rare fish and gets hunted by a swarm of bugs. The player runs across three star systems to escape pursuit. The player discovers that a certain insectoid drop can be used to make all-purpose bait. The player grabs her weapon and charges right back into the insectoids' nest. After working tirelessly across the whole galaxy for ages, Shen Shixu finally completes every collection: quests, species, items, food, and everything else. And only belatedly learns that she has become the Fourth Calamity, famous across the planes. Shen Shixu, a player who considers herself very ordinary: Huh? This game has a title system? (ecstatic) Theme: Learning really is useful!