The Princess Doesn't Want a Coronation [Western Fantasy]

[Originally titled The Complete Records of the Maruko Kingdom]

[Coming soon] On the Legitimacy of Dying, launching April 17

A legend circulated in the Demon King's castle: a fearsome princess lived in the human empire's castle.

[She enslaves the finest mage in the Elven Kingdom, making him serve as her nanny day and night!]

The prime minister tucked the princess in and tilted her head in confusion.

[She seduced the most capable duke in the Demon King's service!]

The butler held a spatula, utterly bewildered.

[And that's not all! She even dragged the heir of the neighboring demon clan into bed!]

The prince put down his paintbrush. "Huh?"

[Most terrifying of all! She tamed a dragon and plans to conquer the world!]

The captain of the guard tried a little cookie and waved his hand. "Nothing like that happened."

[This princess! She takes men, women, and beastfolk alike, dates four people at once, and never gets caught. She's absolutely terrifying!]

The princess held a feather fan and blinked innocently. "Who are they talking about?"

The Demon King tore up these absurd rumors and decided he couldn't go on like this.

He would go to the empire and punish the evil princess and her Four Heavenly Kings!

Note:

1. A chaotic Western fantasy, a lighthearted, fast-paced comedy. Very offbeat, an absurd fairy tale.

2. The romance is Schrodinger's, but there is a CP.

3. The prime minister and the captain of the guard are girls.

[Coming soon: On the Legitimacy of Dying]

For the sake of her graduation certificate, Candice went to do a mission on the desolate northern plains, where every day she hovered on the brink of freezing to death.

After surveying and making inquiries along the way, she overcame countless difficulties and reached the final stage. But the person who knew the whereabouts of the mission item was a drunken wreck who could barely think straight.

Drunken Wreck: "Life is pointless. Living is pointless. Eternal sleep is happiness."

Candice really wanted to grant his wish and give him the deluxe package of eternal sleep, but she still needed him to lead her to the item...

So she began her tender, motherly pep talk.

"You're the protagonist of your own life. Only you can take charge of yourself."

"Life is short. You might as well go see the world."

"You're not numb and heartless. You've just been lonely for too long and forgotten what it feels like to love and be loved."

Before she'd managed to disgust herself, the drunken wreck finally agreed to accompany her.

But when they reached their destination, her dear mentor stabbed her, took the treasure, and left.

Candice: Exo me???

The drunk who had witnessed everything ran angrily to her nearly dead body and started dancing in front of it. "You liar! You were going to enjoy the pleasure of dying first!"

Then he raised his hand, and a flash of light brought Candice back to full health.

She stared expressionlessly at this big shot who seemed like a complete nutcase, and started thinking about which way to run.

Theme: May friendship last forever