Take Down That Dog Emperor

When Lin Ling wakes up, she discovers that she has transmigrated, and at a rather unfortunate moment. As a newly arrived imperial consort, she's been wrapped up like a burrito by the palace matrons and is being carried off to spend the night with the emperor. There's no escape. Before she can figure out a way out, she sees the man she's supposed to spend the night with: the legendary emperor. The emperor is lying on his side in bed, young and handsome, every movement radiating a ruler's authority... and looking just like the boss who had driven her to the brink of sudden death. Unable to hold back her inner fury, Lin Ling wriggles free of the burrito and uses a military-style combat routine to knock the emperor off his dragon bed... Later, she realizes this transmigration isn't ordinary. Based on the plot, she seems to have landed in an old-school, melodramatic web novel. Palace intrigue, a Mary Sue heroine, a substitute for the beloved white moonlight, a groveling ex, faking her death with poison and running away while pregnant, and a scumbag regretting everything so much that he goes gray overnight: it's all there. But when she looks at the familiar faces around her, she begins to wonder if this is all some absurd dream. Not only does the emperor look like her boss, but her mother has her mother's face, her older brother has her brother's face, the female palace official is her best friend, the head maid is the apprentice she trained for three years, and the junior maid is a college intern at her company. Even Consort Pang from the neighboring courtyard, who gives her a dirty look every day, is her coworker Pang Feifei, who competed with her for Employee of the Year... The most unbelievable thing is that the chief eunuch who follows the emperor around looks exactly like the boss's secretary... Help! Secretary Zhang might be sarcastic all the time, but he doesn't deserve this!! SALA Tech has released a VR headset that supposedly simulates the real world perfectly. Game fans and developers everywhere are rubbing their hands in anticipation of the new platform's official release. But at this crucial moment, a terrible accident occurs in the R&D department. Several testers are unable to log out after putting on the headsets. Their consciousnesses are trapped inside the games they're developing. Among them is Lin Ling, childhood friend of He Sanming, head of the R&D department. Watching Lin Ling beat up the boss on the dragon bed, then glancing at the boss standing expressionless in front of the monitors, He Sanming realizes that his unlucky childhood friend could have her power cut at any moment. With no other choice, he has to risk entering the game to rescue her. His scoundrel of a friend and subordinate repeatedly pats his chest and promises to put him in a role as close to Lin Ling as possible. Only then does He Sanming close his eyes, reassured. But when he opens them again, he comes face to face with his childhood friend's tearful expression. "Brother Xiaoming, how could you be so stupid!" His unlucky childhood friend takes his hand and cries out in grief. "I went into the palace, so what? Why did you have to go and castrate yourself?!" He Sanming: ??? He Sanming looks down at his clothes. Great. He's been assigned the role of a little eunuch by his childhood friend. :) Note: 1. A ridiculous story where I let loose. It's a goofy comedy you can read without thinking too hard. 2. The male lead is not the boss! The male lead is not the boss! The male lead is not the boss! He might count as the second male lead based on his role in the plot, but he has no romantic entanglement with the heroine. He's a heartless capitalist. 3. No sweet romance, only the murderous intent of an overworked wage slave. As usual, the romance won't take up much space; the plot comes first. Theme: Taking a little time to unwind is good for your health