[Western Crossover] The Doctor Has No Sanity Today Either

Every respectable pharmaceutical company has a grand dream: to benefit humanity and save the world.

Abstergo tried to make its name through pharmaceutical engineering, but a drug accident poisoned an entire town.

Umbrella tried to make its name through biological weapons, but failed and created a horde of zombies.

GenTek tried to make its name through virus enhancement, but failed and created a horde of zombies, then went on to create the King of Viruses, who spends every day parkouring around Manhattan.

Oscorp tried to make its name by reversing genetic diseases, but ended up creating a bunch of mutant monsters who became villains, and even lost two generations of company heads in the process.

International Genetic Technologies tried to make its name through biological weapons, but the resurrected dinosaurs went berserk, turning the entire dinosaur park island into a paradise for prehistoric predators.

The facts show that being a respectable pharmaceutical company with lofty goals won’t do humanity any good. It has no future whatsoever, and is very likely to become the standard-issue villain organization.

Herbert declared emphatically: But Rhodes Island isn’t a respectable pharmaceutical company!

Nini: Right, you’re mercenaries, especially ruthless ones.

The Big Shield: But you also develop mutation serums, don’t you?

Little Spider: Can you give me my villains back before you say that? They’re just mutants, not Terrans.

Superman: Please stop experimenting with turning Kryptonite into Originium!

Old Bat: Give the Joker back to Arkham! Stop cutting into his brain!

Professor X: Stop luring my students to work for Rhodes Island!

Old Wan: ??? There’s something wrong with your organization!

Some nameless blood demon operator from the medical department sprawls on the deck as usual, gazing longingly at Dr. Banner: Doctor, can’t we capture the Hulk and study him?

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Herbert Ludwig Noah, director of the multinational armed (crossed out) pharmaceutical company Rhodes Island, and part-time commander-in-chief of frontline operations for the private military company Arknights.

Codename: Doctor.

He’s always testing the limits of overwork and losing handfuls of hair, yet somehow it remains thick. This is a mystery for the ages.

Reader warning:

OOC, includes headcanons and personal preferences.

A playboy sea king Doctor who’s aggressively dominant, Rhodes Island’s Big Alpha. Everyone loves him, and he dotes on everyone. He rides the waves and never sinks. No CP in the main story.

A sudden idea turned into a story. No backlog, no outline, no logic. Written like a primary school student. As long as it’s fun, that’s all that matters.

Updates whenever the mood strikes.

This is a pit.

Theme: Pull every card in the superhero gacha!