Raising Great Writers in Yokohama

[After discussing it with my editor, I'm going premium on May 4 with a big update. Please keep supporting me after that!] As a literary genius System, my goal is to cultivate a new generation of literary geniuses! Lead the literary world and reach its peak! The literary scene in this world is in decline. There's no Ryunosuke Akutagawa, no Nikolai Gogol, no F. Scott Fitzgerald! There's no No Longer Human, no Crime and Punishment, no Gone with the Wind. [Flips table.jpg] Are you kidding me?! [Pounds table.jpg] What's the point of a world like this?! What's there to admire in a world with no spiritual nourishment? The world is doomed! So, I've made up my mind! I'm going to save the world! Then let's start with this poor little fellow! Cultivate a new generation of literary geniuses! Twelve-year-old Tsuji Shuuji: ... Years later... Hey, everyone, I'm the System. I never expected this. All the literary geniuses in this world have abandoned writing to take up arms. [Covers mouth and sobs.jpg] In this cold world, only Shuuji can bring me warmth. The former Tsuji Shuuji, now known by a new name: Dazai: [His smile slowly turns twisted.jpg] System: ... System: Waaah! I want to go home! That night, on a famous relationship advice forum: #What do I do when my kid keeps wanting to kill himself? Help urgently needed!!! ★ Told from Dazai's perspective. Don't be fooled by the blurb. ★ A fluffy, silly story with some light comedy and plenty of out-of-character moments. ★ First time writing, still figuring out my style. ★ Everyone dotes on Dazai. Pairing: Boss Dazai, with the literary Dazai as the bottom. My new story is out: My Manga Is All the Rage in Yokohama Ever since he was little, Han Jiang Tuodou would dream of another world. In that world, literature and entertainment flourished, with sweet stories and tearjerkers side by side, leaving him both heartbroken and happy as he wandered through the world of manga. Every time he woke up and faced the reality of how few manga there were, Han Jiang Tuodou would beat his chest in frustration. No way. I can't be the only one who gets put through the emotional wringer! And so, one day, a manga artist named Gege Akutami rose to fame, and Jujutsu Kaisen set off a craze for shonen manga. Ordinary people: Mahito must die, Fake Geto must die. Facing the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, I just go, "Hey, babe!" Running into 5t5 while he's out shopping: "Teacher Gojo, please sign this for me! Your cosplay is so realistic!!" Satoru Gojo himself: "Sure ^_^" Meanwhile, a manga artist named Kafka Asagiri also shot to fame in Yokohama. Ordinary people: What does Asagiri know about Bungo Stray Dogs?! Chuuya can't possibly turn into a vampire! Chuuya Nakahara himself: ??? What? How did I turn into a vampire? One day, Han Jiang Tuodou, an ordinary manga bootlegger, donated all the profits from his manga under the original authors' names, then found himself blocked at his own door. His good deed had brought him nothing but trouble. The Jujutsu Kaisen cast / the Bungo Stray Dogs cast: So you're the Gege Akutami / Kafka Asagiri who made me die of embarrassment. (Menacing smile) Han Jiang Tuodou: ??? Damn it! Why are all the protagonists from my manga coming to life?! Theme: A story of redemption