The Godfather Doesn’t Want to Come Back to Life

Story Blurb: On the third day after waking from his staged death, the Tenth Vongola Boss, the mastermind who had wagered on and won a gamble with odds of one in eight hundred trillion, began wondering how to make his own death stick. After faking his death, he should have been asleep in a device, but the Tri-ni-sette's power sent him through reincarnation. He had no memories and had truly become a little kid. A bandage-wearing maniac who kept diving into the water and a hat rack of a diva with an impossibly high voice raised him, though they did a somewhat crooked job. Then a white-haired man who'd switched careers from working at a certain technical college taught him some rather questionable things. And, although he left in a particularly tragic way, he got to experience a deep father-son bond and a close teacher-student relationship for once. Those memories were precious to him, and he even regretted that he could never see them again. But one day, he learned that his old dads had watched the livestream of him being shot by that white-haired bastard. And they thought he'd really died again, for the umpteenth time. They were furious!!! Looking at the worlds that had fused together, the steady-handed godfather only wanted to lie back down in his coffin. Urgent, need advice online: My fake death gave all my elders PTSD, and now they want to teach me a serious lesson. Can I make it out alive? QAQ!!!! Blurb screenshotted on 2020.8.9 Cover 2.7 character art by @Weihua Bengantai [Content Warnings and Notes] 1. The only pairings in this story are R27 and Soukoku. No switching or reversals! The story is centered around 27 being doted on, and Dazai and Chuuya are already in a relationship. 2. The first part mostly focuses on the everyday life of a family of three. The events in the blurb happen later. The first few chapters are admittedly a bit awkward and excessively out of character. I tried to revise them, but it didn't help much. Sorry, QAQ. 2.7 is a shrunken 270 whose memories have been sealed. He's genuinely in a little kid's state early on, though he remembers a few specific things. The Conan and Jujutsu Kaisen characters mostly serve as background characters. There is a lot of original worldbuilding, and the timeline serves the plot rather than adhering completely to the source material. Chapters with some angst will be marked with “*”. Also, this story includes characters and details from parts of the source works that haven't been animated. 3. My abilities are limited, and I'm not the type to research every detail. Please be gentle if there are mistakes. If it's not for you, feel free to stop reading. OOC and melodrama ahead. Thank you for your understanding~ 4. [Please do not switch or reverse the pairings.] Upcoming Story: The Godfather Is Dodging the World's Persecution. Blurb: As everyone knows, Sawada Tsunayoshi is a godfather in the underworld, but he's not quite the kind of underworld godfather the public imagines. The fake underworld godfather: Living in luxury, surrounded by lovers, partying every night, unable to win the world's greatest hitman's heart and angrily finding a substitute. The real underworld godfather: A faithful man who's nevertheless rumored to be involved with several of his proxy's disguises. He watches in terror as the rumors spiral out of control, and helplessly tries to explain through tears that he's not a playboy, not some master of keeping everyone happy, and not two-timing anyone. Colluding with the inmates of the Vindice prison, using despicable means to seize control of Mersault Prison and plot to control ability users × Getting shocked by the mysteries of science every day and even suspecting that a certain grade-schooler whose body shrank is a new kind of ability user √ And finally losing patience and telling Dazai, “Don't come over here! Our prison doesn't need you!” √ Doing whatever it takes to get Chuuya Nakahara to join the Vongola family as the next-generation map modifier × Natural disasters are already expensive enough, and he sometimes goes out to flatten a small island with nuclear force. There's no spare budget for that √ A merciless killer who manipulates politicians and people's hearts, unfathomable and holding everyone's weaknesses over them to keep his Guardians and allied families in line × Unable to keep up with the depreciation of fixed assets, endlessly attending alliance meetings, forced to moonlight as a world-saving hero, and constantly serving as the neighborhood committee director of Sicily to settle disputes between neighbors √ And getting smacked by his proxy for asking questions like, “Could we get Hibari-senpai to serve as a tunnel-boring machine?” “Could we borrow Enma's rings and use gravity to make a sturdier foundation for a building?” and “Could combining Takeshi's box weapon with Zero Point Breakthrough change Sicily's summer heat?” √ Using his guaranteed succession as the next Gold King as a stepping-stone to control Japan, or even planning to conquer the world × Refusing to take on even one more job, not even wanting to be godfather, and constantly planning to quit early, lie flat, and laze around √ “So, I've decided to skip work.” The gentle young man rolled up his shirt sleeves. His voice was as soft and unhurried as ever, but every word carried an unquestionable weight. “You'll lend me the Hyper Dying Will Ring teleportation system, right, Byakuran?” Theme: Stay positive through hardship, and protect your family and friends