The Bosses' Secret Identities Cause Trouble Every Day

(The story has been revised and has no upsetting content. Due to personal circumstances and the loss of my outline, I've decided to update this story whenever I feel like it.) [Blurb] The leaders of the major Mafia families were summoned together to a strange space. What awaited them was a grand challenge. [You must complete the role-playing card-draw missions announced by the System. Only the person with the highest total score can leave this space.] The System declared. * Mr. Dazai, Mr. Sawada, and Mr. Mori. On the surface, the three men chatted amiably. In reality, each had their own schemes. Follow the rules and play the game? As if. Rules are made to be broken. And so, from that day on, three men dedicated to causing serious trouble were "born." And the System cried. After drawing their identity cards and putting on their secret identities, the leaders let loose, pulling one outrageous stunt after another. ① Mr. Dazai, a teacher at a jujutsu high school with immense cursed energy, doesn't want to work hard, so he decides to win by living off others (?) and acting cute (?). ② After drawing the identity card of a police chief, Mr. Mori is astonished to discover that the chief he's playing is a beautiful, decisive woman... There are only two kinds of cross-dressing: the first time and the ten-thousandth time. ③ Mr. Sawada, a stone tablet who became a spirit and took human form, chooses to split apart and turn into countless little dumplings that scatter everywhere, to avoid being tracked down by researchers and mercenaries... Afterward, the three leaders all insist: It wasn't me, I didn't do it. If anyone's to blame, blame the System. It's the one that started causing trouble first. System: ??? Please, just act like decent people. #The System Is in Danger# [Bonus Scene] Aside from the regular missions, each leader actually has a hidden mission card. The one Mr. Dazai draws is [Hidden Mission: Make your opponent [Leader Sawada] fall in love with you.] [Reward: 100,000 points] Mr. Dazai: (scoffs.jpg) I'm not interested in men. Next. But later, the one who made the first move was the one who fell into the depths of love. Mr. Dazai ended up loving it. [Things to Know Before Reading] 1. This is not a typical secret-identity story. At its core, it's about causing trouble and having fun. 2. Mainly told from the perspective of Boss Dazai. This is my interpretation of the characters, so please forgive any out-of-character moments. 3. One-on-one happy ending. A rarepair: Tsunayoshi (270) x Boss Dazai (Tsuna/Dazai or Dazai/Tsuna). 4. See the author's note in Chapter 1 for the worlds featured. The worlds have almost nothing to do with the original works, and some unusual timelines will be used. Theme: Cherish yourself. Only when someone learns to love themselves can they love others.