Blade of Blood

[Early work, enter at your own risk] Someone: "I have to find a way to kick the crocodile's lunchbox..." / / Here's a recommendation for a completed, goofy comedy: Those Years I Was a Goofy DK at Jujutsu High Blurb: You play a strange little pixel game where you take on the role of a young sorcerer. The game was made on a shoestring budget, so sometimes the visuals look a bit like "Three Years of Studying Animation xxx"... But it gives you an incredible amount of freedom. For example, you can pick up the old man at the village entrance and use him as a weapon, rip up an entire tree, house and all, to attack cursed spirits, or even yank up a patch of ground and play flying pancake with it! And so, not one to worry about the little details, you set off to enjoy yourself in the game... [You encounter a wild NPC with white hair and blue eyes] You: Free gear! Beat him up, strip him, gear acquired. [You encounter a black-haired NPC with fox eyes passing by] You: Asymmetry is bothering me! Punch him, bring out the knife, bangs acquired. [You encounter an overflowing trash can beside a convenience store] You: If I don't rummage through it, I'm no human! Climb inside, rummage around, item acquired. What you don't know, however, is what your classmates think of you... A huge, muscular monster with a deeply concerning mental state, who loves tearing down walls and rummaging through trash, and is obsessed with bullying the strongest. Theme: Collect lunchboxes.