The Rebellious Uchiha

(The main story is complete!)

Blurb:

If that hadn't happened, I would definitely have become an outstanding Uchiha, made a name for myself on the battlefield, and become a powerful Uchiha known throughout the entire ninja world. Before long, I would have been promoted and gotten a raise, become captain of the Military Police Force, taken over as clan head, married a handsome jonin, and claimed the seat of the Hokage.

That day, I got bound to something called a Food System. It actually wanted me to run a restaurant in this war-torn world.

As if I would give in that easily!

I can upgrade my Sharingan just by earning Gourmet Points?

I can even exchange them for ninjutsu scrolls?

And pills that keep me young forever?

I shamefully admit I was tempted.

And so, in the eyes of my clan, I became a rebellious Uchiha.

Enough talk. A little advertisement before I go: my restaurant is on Nanga River Street in Konoha Village, Land of Fire, west of the Ninja Academy. Everyone is welcome to stop by.

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Chapters

1. Konoha's Flower-Planting Specialty Restaurant: Shocking! So the Uchiha have been secretly eating delicious food every day without telling us!

2. The Mist Village Hot Pot Restaurant: I love every kind of hot pot, so I might as well throw all the schemes and plots into one pot and stew them together.

3. Opening a Restaurant in the Monster World: The monsters all love the dishes I cook (a multi-world hot pot).

4. Back to Konoha: The Uchiha change the world with love.

Now serializing: The Gourmet Pirates

My greatest wish in life is to make enough money to buy a house or two and enjoy a wonderful life, collecting rent and earning over ten thousand a month while I sleep.

"Urgently hiring a gourmet shop manager. Guaranteed base salary of 6,000 yuan per month, plus a generous commission of 30 percent of revenue. Employees average 12,000 yuan a month after six months. If you're ambitious and want to make money, apply now!

The gourmet shop manager gets to sample delicacies from around the world as part of the job, and is responsible for restaurant food information and sales, as well as maintaining customer relationships. The company provides airfare, meal allowances, and lodging. Seven types of social insurance and housing fund are included upon hiring, along with all kinds of holiday gifts and benefits.

The work requires frequent long-distance travel and shift work. Please don't apply unless you're serious!"

I clicked on it.

And so, I ended up at sea.

No crewmates.

No capital.

All I had with me was an empty barrel of wine and a little baby who claimed to be both my tutor and assistant.

If I didn't look fairly normal, I might even have been locked in a cage and displayed as a rare species.

And so many people in this world didn't want to pay for their meals!

That straw-hat kid ate all sixty-nine oversized plates of spaghetti in my restaurant!

And his shirtless older brother pretended to die in the middle of his meal... Is he trying to scam me for compensation?!

It's time to bring out my dragon-slaying saber and show these arrogant pirates what happens when they owe me money!

Continues the lighthearted style of The Rebellious Uchiha, with lots of eating, drinking, and chatting.

I've written 40,000 words of The Former Demon Lord's Revenge...

It's doing terribly. Your humble author is begging for a lifeline. It's honestly pretty good...

If you really don't like it, that's fine. Just quietly leave, please, and don't curse me out.

Content warnings:

1. There is a pairing.

2. My writing isn't great, I don't have much experience creating characters, and the logic isn't great either. I'm no Kishimoto, Oda, or Sorachi, so the characters may be out of character.

P.S. If any sweet readers offer reasonable suggestions, I'll try my best to argue with them. After all, it's already complete.

Theme: Let go of hatred and division, and embrace peace together.