I Sell Rice in Konoha

Rice sales were in the dumps, and I was on the verge of bankruptcy, so I climbed aboard the Dimensional System's pirate ship. In a village where the average person could crush a wild beast with one hand, I was weak and helpless, trembling as I clutched a 20-jin bag of rice.

[I need strong employees.]

[Complete sales targets to unlock them.]

Fine. The village did have a bit too much of a bloody air about it, but they weren't picky about rice varieties. I unlocked an employee who was a skinny 174 centimeters tall. He was incredibly handsome and could work hard, but not a single girl in the village ever snuck a look at him.

Employee A is skinny and can carry hundreds of jin of rice to deliver in one trip. He just keeps staring at a certain black-haired guy who passes by the shop, looking like he wants to confess but can't bring himself to.

Me: Is he into men?

Employee B is underage. I accused the System of violating labor laws, but it said he came from a place similar to "New Oriental," and his assessment was to get 10,000 positive reviews so he could continue on to his second year of high school.

Me: There aren't even ten thousand people in this village.

Employee B's arrival led me to let him use the shop for a few hours each morning to run a fried-noodle stall. From then on, the shop entrance was full of men and women bursting out of their clothes at breakfast time.

Me, under arrest: (screaming) He didn't use banned drugs! This isn't the God of Medicine... I mean, this is the Souma family's bloodline limit! We're happy to take drug tests. The food's so delicious that it makes you burst out of your clothes! It's an outpouring of energy, nothing to do with drugs!

Souma Yukihira: ?

The Konoha higher-ups: ...

Theme: A fun dimensional adventure