The Uchiha Girl Will Be Taller Tomorrow

I'm getting started on a story for Officer Takagi: If I Can't Win Over Officer Takagi. Click the series page and show Officer Takagi some love!!! One cat in my left hand, another in my right. As a young member of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Izumi's life was perfectly ordinary. Until one day, two big cats without ears fell out of a black hole. A blue, pudgy guy! Such a huge blue, pudgy guy! The CP is set. Male lead, hold on to your number ticket. Lost tickets won't be replaced! Lately, lots of new readers have been asking who the male lead is. I didn't say at first so I could leave a mystery for later and pique readers' interest (the standard answer for a reading comprehension question). But now the comments have plenty of guesses, so I won't keep it a secret anymore. Our male lead is: the Sea's Son (in the original work), the Grandmaster of Forbidden Techniques, the Copyright King, the Senju Second-in-Command, the Second Hokage of Konoha, the root of all evil in Orochimaru's eyes, a severe Uchiha PTSD sufferer, Izuna's escort to the afterlife, the unlucky guy resented by the Battlefield Rose so much she had to kill him all over again after his reanimation, and the white-haired hunk who keeps bouncing between danger and wisdom: Mr. Tobirama!!! If anyone feels he's out of character, that's because I'm bad at this (prostrating myself in advance). Here's another upcoming story: cheerful ghost prince x unlucky little princess disguised as a boy. Come check it out~ Shen Cong, the fake eighteenth prince of the Great Chu court, woke up one day to discover that he was possessed by a male ghost. The ghost claimed to be an immortal from the heavens, sent down to undergo a trial. When the time came, his soul would naturally return to the celestial palace. As long as she cooperated, he promised to take her along and make her rise to heaven with everyone in her household. Shen Cong meekly agreed on the surface, but didn't believe him. She burned incense and prayed to Buddha, but couldn't get rid of him. All she could do was sigh to herself and make the best of it. What else could she do, set herself on fire? Soon, Shen Cong realized that having an immortal inside her wasn't so bad. He was knowledgeable and skilled in both civil and military affairs, and a master of palace and political intrigue. In less than two months, he took her from a nobody straight to the top, and her father the emperor, whom she'd barely seen in all her life, even granted her a title and arranged her marriage. Wait, arranged her marriage?! Shen Cong secretly poked the immortal. He was easygoing and told her to just call him Third Brother. So she did: "Third Brother, what do I do?" Third Brother told her not to worry. He already had a plan, and would have everything sorted out in two months at most. Shen Cong relaxed and waited for him, but before two months had passed, Third Brother's soul returned to heaven. He Zhao, the legitimate third prince of Great Wei, studied and practiced martial arts as a child, then expanded the empire's borders as an adult. His life had gone smoothly for twenty years, and his greatest setback was catching a chill from a northern wind, leaving him bedridden and nearly dead. Luckily, he was blessed with good fortune and stubbornly refused to board the boat even at the River of the Underworld. He had no idea which step went wrong on his way back to the mortal world, but when he opened his eyes, he was in someone else's body. More precisely, he now had one soul and two bodies: one connected to himself, the other to a little princess disguised as a boy, far away on the other side of the world. If the little princess fell ill, he fell ill too. If she was hungry, so was he. If that senile old emperor of the Southern Dynasty issued an imperial decree to execute the little princess, wouldn't he be caught up in the disaster too?! No way! It's just palace and political intrigue. Leave it to him! Because he was so good at it, the little princess soon stood out among a bunch of useless, pathetic princes, and the old emperor of the Southern Dynasty granted her a title and arranged her marriage. A title? He Zhao thought that was great. An arranged marriage? He Zhao thought that was terrible. But it was all right. He promised the little princess, "Wait two more months. Third Brother will definitely get you out of this awful place." Two months later, Great Wei's army reached the city walls. He Zhao, leading the troops, counted every member of the little Chu imperial family, but no matter what, he couldn't find the little princess. He Zhao laughed coldly in anger. "Little liar! Didn't we agree you'd wait for me?!" Another month passed... The capital was peaceful once more. One day, Shen Cong, who had been hiding out in an inconspicuous little courtyard, opened the door. A young general on a white horse with a silver saddle smiled brightly at her. "Morning, Qingqing. I promised I'd come get you. Third Brother is here now. Aren't you happy?" Shen Cong: Oh no... This time, it's really a ghost. Theme: A girl's fate should be in her own hands