The Frail Beauty Is a Fatherly Master

1. Nangong Wu is a top student who likes to read the tribulation scenes in cultivation novels before exams. The day before the college entrance exams, he accidentally tapped a pop-up ad. The whole screen was filled with euphemisms describing a new kind of literature, where disobedient disciples overstepped their bounds with a cold, aloof immortal revered as a master after he failed to ascend, doing all sorts of things to him. His worldview shattered. Then he died unexpectedly and was reborn on a cultivation continent, where every day he lived much as he had before: secluded study sessions, problem sets, exams, and breakthroughs. A thousand years passed, and at last he reached the tribulation that would let him ascend. The nine layers of lightning struck. Nangong Wu emerged unharmed. When he opened his eyes, he heard a voice: [You are a cold and aloof immortal revered as a master…] 2. Nangong Wu, the sole Celestial Sovereign of the Cangwu Immortal Domain, was forcibly handed a heavenly mandate upon ascending: The Creation Record of the Cangwu Immortal Domain. When he opened it, it contained just one sentence [Urgent mission: For the sake of all living beings, Sovereign, please purify the world’s setting and prevent the Cangwu Immortal Domain from being destroyed by the Heavenly Emperor of the Upper Realm for being far too indecent.] [Countdown to the world’s destruction: Seven days.] [How to save the world: First, become a cold and aloof master. Second, take in the world’s corrupted Child of Destiny as your disciple.] 3. Overnight, a mysterious old man appeared in the cultivation world. With a sweep of his horsetail whisk, he swept across the six domains; with a single sword formula, he cleared all eight directions. His only hobby was taking on disciples. He swept across the Cangwu Continent, beating everyone from the Demon Emperor’s son to the newly appointed Demon Lord. Then the culprit himself, wearing a hideous old face that could scare ghosts into vomiting, put on an arrogant, reserved air and said, “Young man, you’re not cut out for taking a beating. Forgive this old man for being unable to accept you as my disciple.” Meanwhile, everyone discovered that the old geezer kept an incomparable, sickly beauty locked away in his back courtyard. The beauty merely lowered his eyes in silence. His gentle presence, as clear and cool as moonlight, made people feel as if their hearts were suspended in midair, ready to do anything for him. Brilliant young cultivators from all the great sects endured every humiliation and obstacle to join the old geezer’s sect, all in the name of upholding the righteous path (and rescuing the beauty). Who would have thought that once they got on the bandit’s boat, they wouldn’t be able to get off? Their everyday routine became plotting how to escape their master’s sect. Then one day, someone slashed the old geezer across the face. His hideous face, the kind that scared ghosts into vomiting, cracked apart, revealing the face of the sickly beauty. The disciples stared blankly. “Our rival in love is actually the man of our dreams?” The powerful figures of the cultivation world recognized the face as that of the greatest immortal revered as a master, who had fallen a thousand years ago. The disciples knelt and cried, “We welcome the immortal revered as a master!” At the same time, their tears of shame dripped from the corners of their mouths. Master, your disciple wants to overstep his bounds… Nangong Wu smiled serenely with his eyes closed, radiating immortal grace. “If disciples want to overstep their bounds, it’s probably because their master hasn’t taught them well. Just smack them in the face ten times a day.” * In a nutshell #Rebellious disciples overstep their bounds; the beautiful master reveals his secret identity, baits them into a sting operation, and PUA-s the corrupted Child of Destiny bent on destroying the world# #After becoming the protagonist of master-disciple literature, Nangong Wu says: Once my teacher, forever my father. Congratulations, you have a dad now, and I have a gaggle of sons# #Playing out Where Did Daddy Go? in a master-disciple novel# ** Violent beauty · drama queen on an irregular schedule · feigns weakness · baits people into a sting operation · keeps pushing the limits · fatherly master Extremely, extremely, extremely gorgeous, peerless beauty, everyone has a one-sided crush, one-on-one romance. The bottom only returns one person’s feelings, and that person is the top. (Appears in Chapter 7.) In this story’s world, the bottom is the strongest fighter of all. Want to experience the joy of being a villain’s dad? Jump right in and become a dad, bringing all kinds of villainous sons home~ [Image archived on August 22, 2020. Don’t rip off the premise or make false claims; protect original work.] · · · New story: My Weird Scumbag Lover [Infinite] [In a world of rule-based horror, everyone has their own identity. Play your role well.] [You are a weird scumbag lover: fickle, promiscuous, and morally bankrupt. Repeat the above three times.] If you play the scumbag well, you’ll offend the weird entities. If you play the role badly, you’ll break the rules. Rong Nian: “Since I’m already a scumbag, it’s perfectly reasonable for me to gaslight them, right?” * The occupant of Room 1801 in Yongning Apartments was a gourmet who lived alone. One day, it had a lover. But it knew it didn’t. Anyone who dared to fool it would die. Some time later, it decided that everything about this lover was wonderful. The only problem was that the lover was too charming and had a troublesome ex, and seemed to be wavering between it and the other person. “Darling, if everyone turned into me, you wouldn’t have to choose.” The only son of a business group was murdered. His lookalike cousin inherited his fortune, and his lover, too. A story of midnight revenge and tormenting scumbags began. It covered its lover’s eyes from behind, smiling with tender madness. “Darling, can you tell it’s me, or has my big brother come back? Guess right and I’ll kiss you once. Guess wrong… and I’ll kiss you twice.” The master of a manor died, leaving his estate to two heirs who had never met. He entrusted all the arrangements to a young lawyer. The unscrupulous lawyer arrived at the manor, planning to use his good looks to seduce the heirs and claim the entire inheritance. He had no idea that nobody who accepted the job and came to the manor ever left. Some time later, “Lawyer, why did you choose to seduce him instead of me? I’m obviously easier to fool.” … * [Hello. You have been diagnosed with emotional blunting syndrome.] Symptoms of emotional blunting include: 1. Loss of empathy; 2. Emptiness, numbness, and indifference; 4. Lack of concern for your own feelings, and inability to understand other people’s feelings; 5. Avoidance of social interaction and a craving for intense, extreme emotional stimulation. Treatment plan: In a world of rule-based horror, [part-time scumbag (crossed out)], part-time lover. Automatic reply [Emotional Blunting Treatment App] is a professional emotional healing game for dating and making friends. Our company is always hiring testers at high salaries. Requirements: [Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian] [Weird entity, please stop calling for your wife. We are currently @#￥%…&*… Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian] Also known as: Emotional Blunting Treatment App [Infinite] / Every Time, It’s a Weird Scumbag Boyfriend from the Start / Since I’m an NPC Scumbag, It’s Only Reasonable to Gaslight Weird Entities / Rule-Based Horror, but I’m a Part-Time Scumbag / I’m Really Bad at Titles and Synopses, Why Not Just Read the First Three Chapters? · · Recommended completed works by the author Danmei: Sorry, I’m Cold and Indifferent [Quick Transmigration] All the Villains Are My Ex-Boyfriends [JX3] Everyone Read the Script Except Me [Book Transmigration] I Rely on My Face to Pass as a Poor Thing in the Infinite-Flow World Infinite Healing Fantasy romance: From a Branch to a Crow [Quick Transmigration] Theme: Man can conquer fate; my destiny is in my own hands.