After Becoming a Green Tea Omega Player Who Crashed and Burned

Synopsis: I happened to find an unfinished RPG game design document in the library and took a curious look. Then I walked out of the library and straight into the game. What do I do? It's my first time, so I'm a little nervous. [You're a flirtatious, scheming Omega with a harem of powerful alpha big shots. But now your A's aren't satisfied with keeping things ambiguous and want to propose. The surprise is that they've all decided to take things further at the same time.] Choice 1: Reject the crown prince's proposal. Three months later, you're kidnapped in broad daylight. "You really think I don't know what you've been up to, darling?" Choice 2: Reject the grand duke's proposal. Three days later, you wake up in a dark cage. The grand duke says casually, "You don't want to be a duchess? Then be my canary. So, do you like the color of your cage?" Choice 3: Reject the major general's proposal. Three hours later, a gun is pointed at your head. "Did you think about the consequences of rejecting me?" Choice 4: Reject the media mogul's proposal. Three minutes later, your scandals are all over the interstellar headlines, and your social life is over. "Look, now you don't have to choose." Choice N: Reject your master's proposal. Three seconds later, you're crying and begging him to mark you. [But... you don't have any pheromones at all. You're a fake O, and soon he'll find out you've been lying to him all these years. Teehee.] But why do I have to reject them? [Because the flirtatious schemer is just a front. You're actually the most wanted criminal in the galaxy, the number one enemy of the entire alpha alliance.] I think whoever wrote this RPG design wants me dead. This isn't a dating game, it's a survival game. * [The blurb is from the recipient's perspective. The main story is in third person.] An unconventional ABO story, with an unconventional scheming villain as the protagonist. The RPG was written by the love interest: a lovesick stalker who spent years pining for someone he couldn't have, then suddenly went yandere, with a lovesick girlish heart. One-on-one romance. · Everyone involved in a romance is a part of the love interest. The first two chapters explain that these characters are the game designer's self-inserts. He can't get his crush to fall for him, so he gets sulky and builds a game to fantasize about little stories between them. Still can't win him over? He gets sulky and writes more stories. Why can the character in the story get the person I can't have? Forget it. I'm not enjoying this self-insert, so I'll try again as someone else. Still sulking. Even though it's a self-insert, he's somehow getting on my nerves. No one is allowed to end up with him, so I'll make a few more characters to cheat on him with. "Why doesn't my crush like me? Would he like this personality? What about this one? Still not interested? I'll try something else, and something else, and something else... When will you finally like me?" "Are you crazy?" "Yeah, I'm crazy." That's more or less how it went. After all, he's a lovesick stalker who spent years pining for someone he couldn't have, then suddenly went yandere, with a lovesick girlish heart. · I'm letting loose and having fun. Every chapter completely derails the characters. I don't accept unsolicited writing advice. If you insist on giving me advice, pay me for it. Thanks to the lovely Tong Hu for making the cover~ RPG means Role-Playing Game. · [Images and evidence saved. Please don't borrow ideas. Let's protect original works. Sheep live to twenty, but Dolly died at six. (This is an internet meme.)] · · · New story: My Strange Scumbag Lover [Infinite] [In the world of rule-based horror, everyone has an identity. Play your role well.] [You are a strange scumbag lover, promiscuous and morally bankrupt. Repeat that three times.] Playing a scumbag is tricky. Do it well, and you'll offend the supernatural. Do it poorly, and you'll break the rules. Rong Nian: "Since we're all scumbags here, it's only fair if I manipulate them, right?" * Room 1801 in [Yongning Apartments] belongs to a gourmet who lives alone. One day, they get a lover. But they know they don't have one. Anyone who dares to fool them will die. Some time later, They decide this lover is perfect in every way. The only problem is that they're too charming, and have a difficult ex. And it seems like their lover is wavering between them and the ex. "Darling, if everyone becomes me, you won't have to choose." The only son of a corporation is murdered. His identical cousin inherits his estate, and his lover along with it. A tale of revenge and tormenting a scumbag begins at midnight. The cousin covers his lover's eyes from behind and smiles with tender madness. "Darling, can you tell if it's me or my brother who's back? Guess right and I'll kiss you once. Guess wrong... twice." The owner of a manor dies, leaving the estate to two heirs who have never met. A young lawyer is entrusted with handling everything. The unscrupulous lawyer arrives at the manor, planning to seduce the heirs with their beauty and claim the entire estate. They don't know that no one who accepts the job ever leaves. Some time later, "Lawyer, why didn't you try to seduce me? I'm obviously easier to fool than he is." * [Hello. You have been diagnosed with emotional blunting syndrome.] Symptoms of emotional blunting include: 1. Loss of empathy; 2. Emptiness, numbness, and indifference; 4. No concern for your own feelings and an inability to understand other people's feelings; 5. Avoidance of social interaction and a craving for intense, extreme emotional stimulation. Treatment plan: In a world of rule-based horror, [part-time scumbag (crossed out)], part-time lover. --Automatic reply-- [Emotional Blunting Treatment App] is a professional little game for romance, socializing, and emotional healing. Our company is hiring testers long-term at a generous salary. Requirements: [Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian] [Supernatural entity, please stop calling for your wife. We are currently @#￥%...&*... Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Rong Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian Nian] This story is also known as: Emotional Blunting Treatment App [Infinite], Every Run Starts with a Supernatural Scumbag Boyfriend, Since He's a Scumbag NPC, It's Only Fair to Manipulate the Supernatural, Rule-Based Horror, but I'm a Part-Time Scumbag, and I'm Really Bad at Writing Titles and Blurbs, So Why Not Just Read the First Three Chapters? · · Recommended completed works by the author: Boys' Love: Sorry, I'm Cold [Quick Transmigration] The Villains Are All My Ex-Boyfriends [JX3] Everyone Read the Script Except Me [Book Transmigration] Infinite Healing I Rely on My Face to Play a Pitiful Character in the Infinite-Flow World After Sharing a Name with the Abyssal Demon Lord Fantasy Romance: From Branch to Crow [Quick Transmigration] Premise: No matter what circumstances you find yourself in, your fate is in your own hands.