As a Golden Finger, I Became Obsessed with Retirement (Quick Transmigration)

Every System in the Main God Space is talking about the new System.

“I heard he subdued the protagonist with one punch, toppled a native plane with one kick, and got promoted from a nobody in a plane straight into a System!”

“I heard he’s a first-rate professional, with costs so low even the Main God was stunned, and speed so incredible even the Main God had to take notice!”

“I heard he’s not only gorgeous beyond compare, but has a sweet voice and a lovely personality. He’s practically divine!”

In response, the new System, Jiang Wu, told the System who came to interview him that every last bit of it was a rumor. He was too busy enjoying a leisurely retirement and mooching off the Main God to personally set the record straight, so he suggested that the other Systems use their gossip time to take a nice long nap instead.

As soon as Jiang Wu responded, the Main God Space’s System-only forum exploded yet again.

“Wow! Why is his System Space so beautiful? It has a sofa, a game console, and little cakes!”

“Wow! Why are there so many coupons in his shop bundles? Trial coupons, discount coupons, and free redemption coupons!”

“Wow! He really is gorgeous, has such a sweet voice, and is so gentle! Would you consider having a passionate online romance with me?”

The System who’d come to interview him held out the microphone to Jiang Wu once more, and this time Jiang Wu answered seriously:

“No. I have a boyfriend.”

“What?! Can you tell us which lucky System it is?”

“He isn’t a System.” Jiang Wu smiled beautifully.

“He’s just a minor cannon-fodder character who’s always bullied by the protagonist.”

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Jiang Wu became a System after the Main God retaliated against him for his outrageous actions. As the protagonist’s golden finger, he was sent into all kinds of worlds. But instead of dutifully supporting the protagonist, he spent his time slacking off, giving up, and mooching off the Main God, living a comfortable retirement in his System Space.

Retirement was too boring, so his gaze turned to the young man hiding in a corner, who was uncannily like his past self.

Main God: Why are you looking at the cannon fodder? Take good care of the protagonist!

Jiang Wu walked right over to the young man. “Is there anything you want to do?”

As Jiang Wu ignored the Main God, who was beside himself with frustration, the young man held by the hand gazed intently at Jiang Wu.

“Will you stay with me?”

[Clingy puppy-like, devoted cannon-fodder seme x willful, decisive, carefree System uke]

#How to mooch off the Main God efficiently#

#I took all the protagonists' golden fingers and used them to spoil the cannon fodder#

#Cannon fodder should help other cannon fodder#

“Even if he shines so brightly and my existence is so small and dim, as long as you’re with me, I can set out resolutely toward an uncertain future.”

“And my love for you has become a light more brilliant than anything else.”

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First world: A bullied minor cannon-fodder outer disciple in a cultivation plane (√)

Second world: A bullied minor cannon-fodder at the tail end of a vampire hunter team in a vampire plane (√)

Third world: A minor cannon-fodder who has a rough time in every plane (√)

[Reader's Guide]

1. Ji Yu Yan x Jiang Wu, happy ending

2. Lots of original worldbuilding, and the logic in many places doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. There are plenty of flaws, so please bear with me.

3. Thank you for being willing to listen to my story! I’m grateful our paths crossed~

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Upcoming novel: Don't Move, Let Me Save First [Infinite]. If you can, please add it to your favorites. I beg you!

A vicious ghost lunged at the group with claws bared. While the players scattered and fled, Luo Shiwei turned around, pulled out his phone, flashed a victory sign, and snapped a picture with the ghost in the background.

His teammate broke down: “The boss is enraged! Why are you still taking selfies?!”

Luo Shiwei calmly replied, “Don’t move. Let me save first.”

In the Infinite world, you could die at any moment, and failing to clear a level meant being erased from existence. Everyone trembled under the shadow of death, scheming against one another. Only Luo Shiwei had awakened the ability to save his progress by taking selfies, and he was always looking for the perfect angle to flash a V sign.

As an achievement hunter, even after being inexplicably dragged into the Infinite world, he was determined to pursue achievements to the very end.

Clear a level without taking damage within three hours? Read three passages from University Physics to a ghost? Tug a zombie’s pigtail ten times? Flick the Main God on the forehead?

No problem! If the achievement system dares to set it, Luo Shiwei dares to do it! There’s no achievement an achievement hunter can’t earn. And if there is, he’ll reload and try again. The pursuit of every single achievement is Luo Shiwei’s greatest motivation!

The Main God held his innocent, freshly flicked head and pondered, just about to forcibly shut down the achievement system and put an end to Luo Shiwei’s outrageous behavior, when someone else pushed him aside.

“Weiwei, you have to earn the teammate-affection achievement too, right?” Ling Zhu smiled brightly. “So, will you date me?”

Luo Shiwei: “...Don’t move. Let me save first.”

[An uke who’ll do anything to earn every achievement x a troublemaking, pot-stirring, fun-loving seme]

Many years later, the Main God would weep bitterly: “This is a proper Infinite Flow world! It’s not a place for you to earn achievements, and it’s not a place for you to date!”

Then Luo Shiwei and Ling Zhu took the Main God down in an instant.

Theme: Everyone is the protagonist of their own life.