Farming with Taobao

[Looking for advance readers for The Haunted House Real Estate Agency]

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What golden finger should you bring when you transmigrate to a future interstellar world?

Obviously, some flashy, overpowered supernatural ability or ancient martial arts...

But when Lin Wenwen looked at herself, all she had was Taobao.

In this advanced future world with everything you could want,

was bringing Taobao along some kind of retro throwback?

But when she was assigned to a barren wasteland, ten thousand miles from anywhere, she had to admit: Taobao was perfect!

With the lofty ambition of turning every inch of the world's land into fertile fields, she set about cultivating the desolate planet with all her might.

And sparked a frenzy across the stars for naturally grown crops!

Tourists from all across the galaxy came in droves, making public safety a headache.

So she put up a big sign: "Martial arts contest to find a husband"... No, "Martial arts contest to hire a security guard!"

That one move brought in a famous interstellar pirate hunter, feared throughout the universe...

Looking for advance readers for my new novel, The Haunted House Real Estate Agency

Yun Manman's first job interview: sales agent at a haunted house real estate agency.

Yun Manman: Ghosts? Haunted houses? They're nothing compared to being broke :)

So, during the interview...

The interviewer, Bai Wuchang, stuck out a long tongue that could wrap around his neck three times. "Can you climb?"

Yun Manman: "Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? Is there a year-end bonus? How do you calculate overtime pay? What about paid leave?"

Bai Wuchang: "..."

He drew a circle with his bare hands. "If you can get me out of this circle, you pass."

Yun Manman reached out, grabbed his tongue, and hauled him out!

Bai Wuchang clutched his tongue. "What?! How did you touch me?"

Yun Manman: "Can we talk about the salary and benefits?"

Bai Wuchang clenched his fists. "Pass your probation first!"

So her first assignment was a haunted mansion...

Bai Wuchang led the way. "Get the ghost out, and we can put the house up for sale!"

Yun Manman's eyes lit up. "How much commission do I get? Is it paid per sale?"

Bai Wuchang was speechless. He held up a number, indicating that as soon as the ghost left, the house would be sold.

Yun Manman cheerfully rolled up her sleeves and went in. Less than two minutes later, she came out empty-handed.

Yun Manman: "All done, dear. Could you settle my wages for the probation period first?"

The barbecue Bai Wuchang had just gotten fell to the ground. "What?! It's done?!"

#I'm not a sales agent, I'm just an ordinary cleaner#

Later, the ghosts of haunted houses trembled at the mention of Yun Manman and fled in a panic.

Just as her work was starting to go badly, a sentient "haunted house" came all the way from a thousand miles away to deliver itself into her hands.

#A story about someone who sells so many houses that she ends up falling in love with a house [not really]#

Haunted-house sales queen heroine x ancient haunted-house male lead

Theme: Carry forward the hardworking, resilient spirit of agricultural civilization