Scumbag Father: "One rocket ticket to a wasteland planet, or a marriage contract to take your sister's place and marry into another family. Choose the first and go to the wasteland planet yourself. Choose the second and live in luxury at someone else's home. It's your decision."
Cheng Ningning: "Go to a wasteland planet? That's an amazing offer! I choose the wasteland planet!"
Scumbag Father: ???
*
Cheng Ningning, a top Chinese chef, wakes up to find she has become the abused "scumbag" in an interstellar novel about taking down scumbags. The hero and heroine keep face-slapping her, and she meets a tragic end.
Now that Cheng Ningning knows how the story ends, how could she possibly follow the plot?
With her Farmstay System in tow, she tears up the script and heads straight for the wasteland planet!
How can being a substitute bride compare with running a farmstay?
But after arriving on the wasteland planet, Cheng Ningning looks at the food and medicinal ingredients growing everywhere and suddenly bursts out laughing.
You call all these ginseng plants useless weeds? You call all these grapes suspicious poisonous plants? You call all these potatoes space-hogging clumps of dirt...
This isn't a wasteland planet. It's a treasure trove!
*
A strange new channel suddenly appears on the interstellar livestream platform. Other streamers dance, sing, and pilot mechs, while she livestreams her life on a wasteland planet.
At first, everyone reacts: [What kind of nonsense is this? Who'd have nothing better to do than watch?]
But after a few livestreams, all they can say is: [It's so good!]
If someone asks you on the street, "Do you know what rice is?"
If you can't answer, you'll get a look of disdain and a breezy reply: "Go watch Lemon Farmstay's livestream. Keep up with the times."
"Lemon Farmstay: Learn how to build a house, pick crops, and cook!"
Viewers who hear the recommendation and open the livestream's tip leaderboard are immediately stunned. Why are the top names all bigwigs who regularly appear in the biggest interstellar news stories?
An elderly scholar who specializes in ancient Huaxia culture and is hailed as a "living encyclopedia" praises the streamer as "the foremost inheritor of ancient culture."
The owner of the largest nutritional supplement factory in the interstellar world marvels that the streamer's food has "an energy so powerful that nutritional supplements could never match it, even after millions of years of development."
The strongest military officer in the interstellar world is even frantically ordering medicinal products through the livestream, and the entire stock sells out in an instant!
Viewers: What kind of person have we become fans of?
Regarding the male lead: This book is also known as My Boyfriend Was Grown by Me
(2021.06.20)
Note: Use your imagination; there are lots of personal interpretations. This is the interstellar world as I imagine it, so please don't get too hung up on the details. It's what the author likes. Hope you enjoy reading!~
[Romance Upcoming]
Prisoner of Love
Blurb:
"Please, let me go..."
"How could I be satisfied with a hell that doesn't have you in it?"
*
Tao Yu has been a princess for eighteen years and has never faced a setback. In her world, she can punish anyone who makes her unhappy however she likes.
Recently, Tao Yu has found a new toy: Li Shuyu, a hostage sent from a neighboring kingdom.
Watching the man, more beautiful than she is, kneel before her and beg for mercy gives Tao Yu a secret thrill.
It seems that even a casual splash of water from her becomes a blessing to him.
But her arrogant days come to an abrupt end when Tao Yu turns twenty.
The Great Yan Kingdom has fallen.
And the person who overthrew it is Li Shuyu!
Tao Yu looks at Li Shuyu, her face pale.
Li Shuyu grins and sits on her father's throne, then gives an order: "I feel like watching a dance. Princess, dance for me on the tips of knives..."
*
Li Shuyu spent five years as a hostage, enduring humiliation and living worse than the princess's pet!
But he never gave up. After five years of patiently biding his time, he finally overthrew the Great Yan dynasty.
He trampled underfoot the princess who had once made sport of him!
He repays Tao Yu for everything she did to him, many times over.
*
After Li Shuyu becomes emperor, his ministers keep urging him to take more concubines and produce an heir.
But Li Shuyu doesn't need women.
Every day, he already exhausts himself trying to wipe the stubborn smile from Tao Yu's face.
Later...
When Tao Yu really does stop smiling, Li Shuyu tries everything to make her smile again, leaving him no time to think about other women.
"We were both at fault in the first half of our lives. Let's make it up to each other in the second..."
1. A story about a boy who didn't understand love when he was young, mistook hurting someone for fun, and later went all out to turn over a new leaf.
2. A story about two people hurting each other at first, then both regretting it deeply.
3. A story where the pursuit of a wife and the pursuit of a husband both happen at once.
4. Happy ending. The leads are each other's one and only.
[Danmei Upcoming]
After Becoming the Villain, I Won Over the Protagonist's Uncle
Blurb: Song Nian transmigrates into a book as a vicious villain who has nothing going for him but money.
The original character causes trouble and courts death while pursuing the protagonist, only to be thoroughly crushed by the protagonist's love interest and meet a tragic end.
Song Nian arrives just as he first meets the protagonist shou.
He's being beaten up, and the protagonist shou saves him.
Looking at the shining man before him, Song Nian clenches his fist. "I'm definitely going to be a villain!"
No one can resist the protagonist shou. Neither can he.
Song Nian stays up all night writing The Villain's Training Manual.
(1) Keep his beauty all to yourself: imprison him with love and sever his ties with the protagonist gong.
(2) Make sure you leave an impression: take an unconventional approach. Give the protagonist shou the things he dislikes, and make him accept them.
(3) Make sure there's interaction: when the protagonist shou can't afford dance lessons, Song Nian, who has no talent, spends a fortune to learn anyway.
After all that, Song Nian's undercover subordinate reports back: The protagonist shou has returned to the country!
Song Nian is confused. "Isn't the protagonist shou right here with me?"
Jin Yizhou smiles. "So I was just a substitute after all..."
Song Nian is shocked. "I got the wrong person!"
Jin Yizhou crooks a finger. "Come here. Let's keep practicing dancing."
Song Nian: "I have no talent..."
Jin Yizhou: "You've got plenty of talent. Your leg stretches and backbends last night were pretty good..."
*
The whole entertainment industry knows that Song Nian, a nobody celebrity, loves to mooch off other people's fame.
Whenever "mooching off someone's fame" trends, everyone immediately thinks of him.
But for some reason, people notice that these trending topics have disappeared.
Then, half a year later, Song Nian returns, and "mooching off someone's fame" trends again.
Netizens sigh: As expected, the same old routine.
But a minute later...
Netizens stare: Wait, why is the famous Best Actor mooching off Song Nian?
Half a month later, Jin Yizhou and Song Nian appear on a couples' reality show.
Haters arrive in a fury, keyboards at the ready.
But after watching the show, they realize Song Nian isn't so bad after all. He can cook, sing, and play five instruments. Most importantly, he's rich and starts sending money whenever he feels like it!
Haters: "The biggest stain on Jin Yizhou's life is Song Nian!"
Song Nian: "Jin Yizhou and Song Nian are a match made in heaven! (This post is worth ten thousand. Delete the words in parentheses.)"
Haters: Sorry, you really are offering way too much!
One-on-one, both virgins.
A universally adored, sweet, wealthy shou who thinks he's awful but is actually kind and adorable x a Best Actor gong who's sweet on the inside but sharp on the outside, with one set of standards for his beloved and another for everyone else.
(Jin Yizhou is the protagonist shou, and Jin Yizhou is Jin Yizhou's uncle. The name issue will be explained in the story.)
(2021.08.26)
Theme: Work hard through adversity, roll up your sleeves, and give it your all.
When I read the article, I usually complain in my mind. Then convince yourself that reading novels requires no brain. Just read whatever the author sets it up, and if the three views don't agree, just ignore it.
I don't understand why someone can read the whole book while scolding me.
It's so hurried and a bit awkward in the back
I can't understand, I made a bunch of mistakes.
How can I put it? I'm a little disappointed. At the beginning, the author's writing was very good. But later on, it felt more and more rushed, and a lot of the content was just brushed off.
? ? Refresh and my comment is gone! ?
I don't feel that there are any attractive ups and downs. Mainly because I feel that the protagonist's personality is not very distinctive and not charismatic enough. On the contrary, I think the subplot of Cheng Susu is quite interesting. Come on, author! Keep making progress!
It's okay to read when I'm short of books.
I was so rushed and hasty in writing these later chapters that I really wanted to give a negative score? I'm speechless... I'll give 0 points to others who will come later.
"Failure" is a big bug for the author~
every
If you don't like it, stop your losses immediately. It's good for him and it's good for you (????)
When I read the article, I usually complain in my mind. Then convince yourself that reading novels requires no brain. Just read whatever the author sets it up, and if the three views don't agree, just ignore it. I don't understand why someone can read the whole book while scolding me.
It's so hurried and a bit awkward in the back
I can't understand, I made a bunch of mistakes.
How can I put it? I'm a little disappointed. At the beginning, the author's writing was very good. But later on, it felt more and more rushed, and a lot of the content was just brushed off.
? ? Refresh and my comment is gone! ?
I don't feel that there are any attractive ups and downs. Mainly because I feel that the protagonist's personality is not very distinctive and not charismatic enough. On the contrary, I think the subplot of Cheng Susu is quite interesting. Come on, author! Keep making progress!
It's okay to read when I'm short of books.
I was so rushed and hasty in writing these later chapters that I really wanted to give a negative score? I'm speechless... I'll give 0 points to others who will come later.
"Failure" is a big bug for the author~ every
If you don't like it, stop your losses immediately. It's good for him and it's good for you (????)