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Recommended story by a writer friend:
"Mom, Give Me Fifty Million [Book Transmigration]" by Jiu Huan Huan
After transmigrating into a novel as the domineering CEO's biological mother, she meets the CEO's goofy dad.
Coming soon: "The Haunted House Agency." Please add it to your favorites!
Yun Manman's first job interview is for a sales position at a haunted house agency.
Yun Manman: Ghosts? Haunted? Compared to being broke, they're all small fry :)
So, at the interview...
The interviewer suddenly sticks out a tongue long enough to wrap around his neck three times: "Can you climb?"
???? Yun Manman: Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? Is there a meal allowance? How are bonuses and commissions calculated? What about overtime pay?
Interviewer Bai Wuchang: ...
He draws a circle with his bare hands. "All you have to do is get me out of this circle, and you've passed."
Yun Manman walks over, grabs his tongue, and hauls him out.
Bai Wuchang: ??? How, how did you manage to touch me?
Yun Manman: Shall we talk about my salary, dear?
Her first assignment is an abandoned hospital...
Bai Wuchang leads the way. "There are so many ghosts in this place! Be careful..."
Yun Manman: How much is the commission? Can we sell it once it's cleared out?
Bai Wuchang is speechless. He holds up a number of fingers, indicating that the house can be sold as soon as the ghosts leave.
Yun Manman enters with shining eyes and comes back out less than two minutes later, dragging a string of ghosts behind her.
Yun Manman: All done, dear. Please settle my wages.
#I'm not a saleswoman, I'm just an utterly ordinary cleaner#
Later, the ghosts of haunted houses flee in terror at the mention of Yun Manman.
Just as work starts going badly for Yun Manman, a sentient "haunted house" comes all the way from a thousand miles away to deliver itself into her hands.
#A story about selling so many houses that she eventually falls in love with a "house" [not really]#
Haunted-house sales queen heroine X ancient haunted house male lead
A time rift carries Yu Wan to a brutal apocalyptic continent.
Here, countless lives are lost beneath the iron hooves of beast hordes.
Here, survival comes first.
Here, the few scraps of food are all people have to fill their stomachs...
But after Yu Wan meets the first sentient plant, Youyou,
she unlocks her super-sensory golden finger, pilots a flying shuttle, ventures into no-man's-land, exposes conspiracies, and cuts down traitors...
Of course, she also holds on to her grand dream of growing rice.
At her award ceremony,
Jiewang, the city lord at the time, asks her, "Hero, what else do you want?"
Yu Wan lifts her chin and answers sincerely, "Good sir, I want to be able to eat a bowl of rice every day!"
After she resolves the conspiracy threatening the survival of the apocalyptic continent,
a reporter asks her as she takes the throne as city lord, "My lord, what is your wish now?"
Wearing the crown of the Sun God, Yu Wan replies warmly, "To grow rice!"
Against the brutal backdrop of the apocalypse, Yu Wan works hard and stays true to herself. Everything is for a bowl of rice (not really).
Many years later...
"City... Ah, Lord Jiewang, where are you going?"
"To check on my wife's rice paddy."
Theme: A good life begins with cherishing food.
Let's write a big side story about Cang'er. I hope he has a good ending. It's best to have a cp to make him feel less lonely.
Congratulations on the ending. I feel sorry for Cang'er. Can you give Cang'er a good ending?
Come on(???_??)?
Damn, you finally updated
It's a double update today (??ω?)? Hey
Are you going to transform? (?ò ? ó?)
The author I want to take Taobao to farm. When will you do it? Hurry up! Waiting online, quite urgent.
Huhu, clock in, clock in
Wuhu!!! (Xing Fen)
Awang, Awang hahahahahahahahahahahahaha