The Haunted House Is Actually My Husband

I’m very sorry. I kept starting and stopping this story, over and over, and just couldn’t keep writing. So I’ve unlocked it for free. If I have time in the future, I might finish it, but I won’t charge for it. I’m truly sorry.

Yun Manman’s first job interview: salesperson at a haunted-house real estate agency.

Yun Manman: Ghosts? Haunted? They’re nothing compared to being broke. :)

So, during the interview:

Interviewer Bai Wuchang stuck out his tongue, long enough to wrap around his neck three times. “Can you climb it?!”

Yun Manman: “Do you offer benefits and a housing fund? Is there a year-end bonus? How is overtime paid? What about paid leave?”

Bai Wuchang: “...”

He drew a circle with his bare hands. “If you can get me out of this circle, you pass.”

Yun Manman reached out. Yun Manman grabbed his tongue. Yun Manman lifted him right out!

Bai Wuchang clutched his tongue. “??? H-how did you touch me?”

Yun Manman: “Can we talk about salary and benefits?”

Bai Wuchang clenched his fists. “Pass your probation first!”

So her first job was at a haunted villa...

Bai Wuchang went ahead. “Bring the ghost out, and we can put the house up for sale!”

Yun Manman’s eyes lit up. “How much commission do I get? Is it per sale?”

Bai Wuchang was speechless. He held up a number, then made it clear that once the ghost left, the house would be sold.

Yun Manman happily rolled up her sleeves and went inside. Less than two minutes later, she came back out empty-handed.

Yun Manman: “All done, dear. Please settle my wages for the probation period first.”

The barbecue Bai Wuchang had just picked up fell to the ground. “??? It’s done?!”

#I’m not a salesperson, I’m just an ordinary cleaner#

Later, the ghosts of haunted houses trembled at the mention of Yun Manman and fled in a panic.

Just as work started going badly for Yun Manman, a sentient “haunted house” came all the way from a thousand miles away to deliver itself right to her door.

#A story about someone who sold so many houses that she eventually fell in love with one [not really]#

The queen of haunted-house sales x an ancient haunted house

Theme: Love heals everything