Fang Chu is a spoiled young master: arrogant, self-important, and unreasonable. Even after learning he was a fake young master, he still thought himself superior.
He treated the real young master brought back from the countryside like a servant, bullying the timid, awkward, and honest man as if he owned him. He ordered him to pour tea and fetch water, and to massage his back and shoulders.
The other man was easy to manipulate. Because of his psychological issues, he often acted like a fool, clinging to Fang Chu to an almost pathological degree. Whenever he couldn't see Fang Chu, he would tremble and cry out without meaning to, anxious enough to claw his own wrists raw.
He treated the second-generation heir like a lackey. When he was in a bad mood, the other man could get slapped just for raising his eyes.
While everyone else held their breath in fear, the high-and-mighty heir would breathe raggedly, his Adam's apple bobbing, and fawn over him with barely concealed adoration, coaxing him with endearments like "my darling" and "sweetheart."
Fang Chu thought nothing of it. He continued to do every wicked thing imaginable, cause trouble wherever he went, and act as arrogant and brazen as ever. He would always lower his eyelids with a cocky look and curl his lips into a smirk, like a tabby cat ruling the streets.
Perhaps Heaven couldn't stand watching anymore. One day, the young master was suddenly struck by a System. It told him he was an incubus and would be killed in three years. To survive, he had to identify the murderer.
With a heart-shaped tail growing behind him, Fang Chu had no choice but to curse and grumble his way into this detective game. He started with the several "losers" he'd bullied, only to discover that...
The honest, shy real young master from the countryside was actually cold and vicious. Outside, he stood on top of a head he'd crushed, expressionless as he sent Fang Chu a crying-face emoji.
His gloomy, taciturn childhood friend was, in truth, completely self-objectifying. In the dead of night, he would tighten his collar, kneel before thousands upon thousands of Fang Chu's photos, and beg for affection while wagging his tail.
They're all lunatics!
Horrified, Fang Chu trembled and hid behind his all-powerful uncle. The old man had suffered nerve damage in a car accident as a child, leaving him impotent for life.
Perfectly safe. He wouldn't want to sword-fight with him.
When Zhou Yuchuan heard his reasoning, he curled his blood-red lips. His pupils trembled and grew bloodshot with overwhelming excitement.
This monster, already on the verge of breaking down, wore a sheep's skin and smiled reassuringly as he told his little cat...
Don't be afraid. I'm not like them.
[Content warnings before you read!]
1. The love interests have strange ways of thinking. No matter how normal they may seem at first, every one of them will eventually go mad and become an extreme kind of person who can't live without his beloved. They are intensely possessive and jealous, and their need for the protagonist is far beyond what is normal, both physically and psychologically. This story is extremely, extremely kinky from beginning to end, so please be very, very careful if that's not your thing!
2. This is a sticky, clingy story about perverts, and isn't suited to readers who are extremely possessive of their favorite characters.
3. There will be some mystery elements to connect the romance plot.
4. Everyone has different tastes. Please don't make baseless accusations against the author. I'm older and busy with work, and I'm just writing what I want so readers who share my tastes can enjoy it. If you don't like it, just block me. If you curse at me, make things up about me, or accuse me of turning the love interest into a submissive, I'll come at you in attack mode.
[The anti-piracy ratio is 70%. For detailed content warnings, see the author's note in Chapter 1.]
[Coming soon: After Becoming the Saintly Overpowered Protagonist's Master. Blurb below.]
He Xi stepped into empty space and fell into a river. When he climbed back out, he discovered that he'd transmigrated into a cultivation novel he'd cursed out the night before.
The protagonist was a saintly, overpowered hero who was so kind it seemed abnormal in a dark, survival-of-the-fittest world. His brothers stabbed him in the back? He forgave them! His sect slandered and framed him? He forgave them! A thankless, ungrateful ingrate drove him to the brink of life and death? He still forgave him! He Xi was nearly furious enough to die.
But now, looking at his own helpless, feeble self... A saintly hero is great! A saintly hero is wonderful!
By playing the victim, He Xi became the least noticeable deadweight in the protagonist's party. He struggled to survive in the cracks of this dog-eat-dog world, and life was hard.
Fortunately, three years later, the golden finger that supposedly came with transmigrating into a book finally found him. He Xi was moved to tears, but the next second, a voice rang in his mind: [Incense-charming constitution, activated! **Divine weapon, activated! Ultra-pleasurable ***, activated!]
He Xi: ???
System: Sweetie, you've transmigrated into an R-rated fanfic. Complete the missions to obtain the same golden finger as the overpowered hero.
[Mission 1: Slap Yan Xiangnan.]
[Mission 2: Make Yan Xiangnan your dog.]
Yan Xiangnan was that saintly, overpowered hero. Seeing He Xi's strange expression, he immediately came over with concern and asked what was wrong.
He Xi gave him a stiff smile, not daring to say a word.
After the System threatened and tempted him, He Xi still had to make a move on the man. He completed countless humiliating missions, eventually driving Yan Xiangnan to his knees beneath him, trembling all over as he buried his face against He Xi's stomach and panted heavily.
Just as He Xi was about to step on him, as the System required, another mechanical voice suddenly appeared in his mind: [Mind-reading ability granted.]
He Xi froze for a moment. Then a terrifying, lovesick murmur reached his ears...
"I love you, I love you, I love you, I want to ** you, I love you, I love you, I love you..."
He Xi was still dazed when he heard that lovesick murmur overlap with the System's earlier voice.
[Mission 18: Accept Yan Xiangnan's confession.]
Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, face hardship without fear, and charge ahead!
The boss is so awesome [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
Never let Fang Fang be wronged and objectified
Will there be more extra episodes of Boss? [Please] [Please] Boss, you can't just say things and seduce people instead of cooking. Boss [Please] [Please]
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! The ending this time is better than last time, not so abrupt and rough! Wife, keep up the good work!
I'm really looking forward to the next book. After reading the writing, it's totally my type, so keep it up!
Needless to say, I will always follow the author.
[The reply to the question is as follows]
The CPs in my writing are all very heavy-handed, and this heavy-handedness refers to "No matter how normal they seem in the early stage, in the end they will become so crazy that they can't live without feeling. They are extremely possessive and jealous, and their need for feeling [both physical and psychological] is far beyond the normal range." I have always believed that love and sex go hand in hand. I am emotionally obsessed with my lover, and my body is not exempt from it. Therefore, from penis to soul, from senses to cognition, Gong will continue to be in a state of "addiction" to feelings. To express this physical and psychological "addiction", the most intuitive writing method is to describe his mental state, physical performance, and facial expressions when he is in contact with feelings.
Some readers are very concerned about this, and some even pointed their noses at me and scolded me as "ri gong sister", "ma gong sister", etc., Which will also implicate my readers. I can't tolerate this latter point, so I will explain to you here - as a poor author, I just have poor writing skills, lack of ability, and poor plot settings, so I chose the simplest writing method to express this extremely sick obsession: line drawing.
To write about the state of extreme joy when the other party gives Gong a "reward"; to write about Gong's expression of extreme despair when they quarrel and separate; to write about Gong's worry about gains and losses, his fear and anxiety of his lover leaving, etc. The writing touches on his expressions and moods, not because the author has any disgusting habits, but because I am a very stupid and untalented idiot author. To reflect the characteristics of CP, I can only describe it in outline. Why don't I use another method? Dear, this kind of question is like asking why I don't go to Tsinghua University and Peking University. Is it because I don't want to?
For an idiot like me who has no talent, writing is a very painful thing. The characters collapse, the plot turns abruptly, I get stuck, and I have self-doubt... To be honest, everything can knock me down, but due to the pressure of life, I have no way to stop. Of course, writing these is not Just to be miserable, just to tell you that life has crushed me into a pancake. I don't have any energy to deliberately sneak into the party control just to feed you a piece of shit. I just live, breathe, write some food, and occasionally daydream about the day when I become a great writer.
Finally, I would like to say to you, dear, for a person who works more than 13 hours a day and is entangled in the trivial matters of life, it is indeed difficult to take time to learn all kinds of new terms (only for me), such as being unable to hide secretly, sister Ri Gong... Often I am... After scolding, I searched outside and found out that this word originally meant this. I knew that writing novels must not escape these subtle malices, so I reflected on it and came to the conclusion that I don't think I have these attitude problems, I am just a simple person.
Above, best wishes.
Looking forward to the new article [Purple Sugar] kswl
It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, I love to eat, I love to eat, eat more and eat more [poor] [poor]
So exciting. Come more, come more.
It's so good. Is there any extra episode? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
The boss is so awesome [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] Never let Fang Fang be wronged and objectified
Will there be more extra episodes of Boss? [Please] [Please] Boss, you can't just say things and seduce people instead of cooking. Boss [Please] [Please]
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! The ending this time is better than last time, not so abrupt and rough! Wife, keep up the good work!
I'm really looking forward to the next book. After reading the writing, it's totally my type, so keep it up!
Needless to say, I will always follow the author.
[The reply to the question is as follows] The CPs in my writing are all very heavy-handed, and this heavy-handedness refers to "No matter how normal they seem in the early stage, in the end they will become so crazy that they can't live without feeling. They are extremely possessive and jealous, and their need for feeling [both physical and psychological] is far beyond the normal range." I have always believed that love and sex go hand in hand. I am emotionally obsessed with my lover, and my body is not exempt from it. Therefore, from penis to soul, from senses to cognition, Gong will continue to be in a state of "addiction" to feelings. To express this physical and psychological "addiction", the most intuitive writing method is to describe his mental state, physical performance, and facial expressions when he is in contact with feelings. Some readers are very concerned about this, and some even pointed their noses at me and scolded me as "ri gong sister", "ma gong sister", etc., Which will also implicate my readers. I can't tolerate this latter point, so I will explain to you here - as a poor author, I just have poor writing skills, lack of ability, and poor plot settings, so I chose the simplest writing method to express this extremely sick obsession: line drawing. To write about the state of extreme joy when the other party gives Gong a "reward"; to write about Gong's expression of extreme despair when they quarrel and separate; to write about Gong's worry about gains and losses, his fear and anxiety of his lover leaving, etc. The writing touches on his expressions and moods, not because the author has any disgusting habits, but because I am a very stupid and untalented idiot author. To reflect the characteristics of CP, I can only describe it in outline. Why don't I use another method? Dear, this kind of question is like asking why I don't go to Tsinghua University and Peking University. Is it because I don't want to? For an idiot like me who has no talent, writing is a very painful thing. The characters collapse, the plot turns abruptly, I get stuck, and I have self-doubt... To be honest, everything can knock me down, but due to the pressure of life, I have no way to stop. Of course, writing these is not Just to be miserable, just to tell you that life has crushed me into a pancake. I don't have any energy to deliberately sneak into the party control just to feed you a piece of shit. I just live, breathe, write some food, and occasionally daydream about the day when I become a great writer. Finally, I would like to say to you, dear, for a person who works more than 13 hours a day and is entangled in the trivial matters of life, it is indeed difficult to take time to learn all kinds of new terms (only for me), such as being unable to hide secretly, sister Ri Gong... Often I am... After scolding, I searched outside and found out that this word originally meant this. I knew that writing novels must not escape these subtle malices, so I reflected on it and came to the conclusion that I don't think I have these attitude problems, I am just a simple person. Above, best wishes.
Looking forward to the new article [Purple Sugar] kswl
It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, I love to eat, I love to eat, eat more and eat more [poor] [poor]
So exciting. Come more, come more.
It's so good. Is there any extra episode? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]