The Amorous Sect Leader and His Seven Fallen Exes

[Harem of Misunderstandings and a Bloody Love Triangle, Third-Person Narrative]

I am the first leader of the Hehuan Sect in a thousand years to come so close to ascension. A mishap during my tribulation revealed that my heart had been stolen!

I have to find it within a year so I can resume my grand plan to ascend.

The suspects are my seven dangerous exes.

They are: my childhood friend, the Immortal Venerable; my younger disciple; the unruly merman; the aloof Buddhist; the scheming poison doctor; the Sky Wolf Demon King; and the sinister Demon Venerable.

I had a hand in turning every one of them into the person they are today.

They have suffered, cried, gone mad, and fallen to the dark side. Every last one of them is eager to "repay" me.

That includes, but is not limited to, placing expensive orders for love venom, paying a fortune to hire assassins, concocting poison, secretly hatching schemes, and sending their subordinates to scour the cultivation world and take my life.

Now I have to go and provoke them all over again to get my heart back.

Will I return to the peak, or die at the hands of one of them?

Wait and see :)

This time, they still suffered, cried, and went mad, but they felt no hatred.

Yet my heart was in none of their hands.

My seven exes scheme against one another, get jealous, come to blows, and frantically demand to know who I love.

All I want is to clutch my head and let out a hysterical scream.

Aaaah! (Losing it)

[The Mad Exes: A Mini Theater]

My childhood friend, the Immortal Venerable, sneers as he takes out a love parasite and a pregnancy pill. Smiling, he says, "Pick one."

Qingtang looks at the two boxes, knowing full well there's no difference between them.

My younger disciple pins Qingtang in his arms, sobbing. "I'm going to lock you in a gilded cage. You'll be mine and mine alone forever!"

Qingtang: "!"

The unruly merman restrains Qingtang's hands and pins him in a corner. "Didn't you say I wasn't good enough? Now I'll show you just how good this golden body is."

...Qingtang almost "died."

The aloof Buddhist is obsessed with Qingtang and can't rid himself of his inner demons, so a snake demon born from his divided spirit comes into being.

Wrapped in the snake's tail, Qingtang watches desire burn fiercely in its slit pupils.

"Do you know how much you have made him and me suffer?"

The scheming poison doctor concocts a bottle of poison made just for Qingtang, guaranteeing a certain death!

When they reunite, Qingtang swallows the potion...and is rescued once more.

The scheming poison doctor pins him to the bed. "You may be spared the death penalty, but you won't escape punishment."

The Sky Wolf Demon King grabs Qingtang by the throat and smiles wickedly. "How did you like those mongrels?"

The sinister Demon Venerable: "Am I worse than them? Do you remember that we still haven't consummated our marriage?"

Qingtang is pinned down by his vital points. "..."

[Reader's Guide]

1. A stunning, irresistible male lead, with frequent small and large-scale love triangles. It's wild.

2. Irreverent cultivation, romance, and outrageous antics.

3. Plenty of twists, and every misunderstanding will be cleared up.

4. Devoted, chaste male leads; everyone is pure.

Blurb written on 2024.9.24.

Theme: Let go of past grudges, and only then discover my path.