The Regrettable Princes in the Castle

Hao Dali is a nineteen-year-old orphan who was laying bricks at a construction site when a legendary demon dragon took a liking to her and hired her as a personal nanny for the princes with issues in his island castle. Thus began her life-changing new job. Hao Dali: Mr. Dragon, what do I need to do to look after the princes? Demon Dragon: Just don't let them die~ Hao Dali: ... (Something's not right here.) Demon Dragon: Take care of yourself too, cutie! Hao Dali: ??? Announcement: Thank you, my little angels, for your support! This story will go premium at 8 a.m. on November 3, with a 9,000-word update that day! Reader's guide: 1. All the male candidates have issues. 2. Choose your favorite with care, and be reasonable when cheering for the male candidates. 3. Later on, all the male candidates will come around to her to varying degrees. An unconventional kind of wish fulfillment. Upcoming stories: Contestant No. 1: After He Killed Me After killing Qin Xiao'e, Chu Yingyu no longer had a single weakness, yet he couldn't sleep at night. He watched the woman in the ice coffin and often doubted himself, sometimes breaking down entirely, until he could no longer be the sharpest blade of the Eightfold Palace. This is the story of a cold-blooded killer who doesn't understand love testing himself, only to find that one test is all it takes to lose everything. He loves the heroine more than he ever imagined. Contestant No. 2: The Alien Plant Next Door Yu Miao isn't pretending anymore. She's coming clean: she wants to suck on her neighbor across the hall. He has tentacles, he smells good, he has fruit! You can play with him and eat him! At the beginning: Yu Miao: Stop hiding, Mr. Neighbor! I know you're not human! The trembling neighbor: ... Later: Yu Miao: Let's live together! I'll get a shovel and transplant you into my bedroom! What kind of fertilizer and environment do you like? The neighbor thinks it over: As long as I have you and sunshine, that's enough ^U^ Yu Miao: That's so cheap! Neighbor: I don't cost anything, and I can provide fruit and sap. I'll make you feel really good OW0! Yu Miao: Ahem, how about we go get a marriage certificate first? Hopeless-romantic alien plant male lead x heroine with a weird XP System Completed works: Two Journey to the West stories, What's Wrong with This Journey to the West? and What Do I Do After Becoming the Big Shots' Possession?; a bonkers fantasy story, The Princes with Issues in the Castle; a ridiculous CEO story, I Got Fired After a Blind Date with the CEO; a ridiculous substitute heroine who becomes the Demon Cult Leader, I Was Forced to Become the Demon Cult Leader; an otherworldly romance, I Got Together with a Snake; and an mpreg story about a male Omega who runs away while pregnant, Please Let Me Become a Mom. Theme: Love and acceptance: even flaws deserve to be accepted