[Crossover] The Neighboring Fyodor Is Drooling with Envy

Once upon a time, there was a rice ball who eloped with Ranpo, tricked Dazai, took in Edgar Allan Poe, and stole Ayatsuji Yukito, rounding up the entire mastermind team... And that's not even counting his tens of thousands of "friends" at Bungo Stray Dogs Academy. Every last one of them is a member of the Rats in the House of the Dead. Fyodor would wake up laughing from his dreams, while the Russian next door was green with envy! But... what good is any of that when you're at an academy full of villains?! The bald powerhouse working as a security guard can knock you all flying with one punch... An invincible ordinary person can control your minds and force you into reform through labor in no time... Even the washed-up villain Byakuran has given up on destroying the world! What can a rice ball do? He's just a weak, helpless, kind-hearted Russian (rice ball sheds a tear.jpg). Say no to fighting, starting with me! So what does the Russian next door's troublemaking have to do with me, the winner at life, Rice Ball?! Reader's guide: 1. The author loves disappearing, so updates are irregular. But if you pester me, I might find the motivation to write. 2. The author is basically a goofball, so please be civil when reading. Any OOC is my fault. 3. If you don't like it, just click the X. Please don't tell me QAQ. My heart is made of fragile, rainbow-colored Mary Sue glass. 4. Comments are welcome. If nobody reads it, I won't keep writing. Anyone who comes looking for the author is a good egg. 5. If you can put up with an author this lousy, you're my little angels! 6. This came from a sudden idea, so give it a try! Theme: What does the Russian next door's troublemaking have to do with me, the winner at life, Rice Ball?!