[Crossover] The Snack Detective Wants Me Dead

Unbelievable. Everyone else transmigrates with a golden finger and handsome men all around, but me... I transmigrated into a... criminal. As far as I can tell, this is me in a parallel world. If not for that incident, I might have ended up on this path of no return too. But! I have to say, though! In this life, I'm an ordinary person and a thoroughly law-abiding citizen! Ayatsuji, the detective who shares a name with a mystery novelist, could you please let me go?! And lately, I don't know what kind of luck I've had, but I somehow walked onto the set of Final Destination... Death is like the wind, always by my side! But I'm tough to kill, so I survived. If I hadn't been smart, I'd have died a thousand times over, okay?! Shit! You damn detective, why are you laughing? What's so funny? Reader's Note: 1. The author likes to disappear, so updates are sporadic. But if you pester me, I might find the motivation. 2. The author is basically a goofball, so please read with good humor. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. 3. If it's not your thing, just click the X. Please don't tell me, QAQ. My heart is made of fragile, rainbow-colored Mary Sue glass. 4. Comments are welcome. If nobody reads this, I won't keep writing. Everyone who comes to find the author is a wonderful person. 5. If you can accept an author like me, you're all my little angels! 6. One-chapter trial read, born from a random idea. Theme: Promote the core socialist values. We're law-abiding citizens, good, good citizens!!!!