[Crossover] Idol Dazai, Picking Locks Online

Hello, I'm Dazai, the man known as the Yokohama Lock-Picking King. Every day, I ride my freewheeling little three-wheeled beater through the streets, zipping here and there, unlocking cars all over town. From the beloved loudspeaker mounted on the front comes the sound of... "The Yokohama Lock King is coming to your house!" That's the voice in my heart, and the principle I live by... Wait, where have I driven to now?! Oh... I see Chuuya, that little slug who used to haul bricks. He's wearing a black suit and has traded his ugly yellow hard hat for something else, but how could I possibly fail to recognize him?! I'd recognize him even if he melted into slug juice in salt water! Come to think of it, why is he outside Mr. Mori's idol agency? Is he trying to return to the top and reclaim the title of "Yokohama Songstress," instead of becoming the "Brick-Laying King"? Anyway, whatever the reason, I should provoke him first! Damn! Shit, wrong set. This isn't my scene! Reader's Note: 1. The author likes to disappear, so updates are sporadic. But if you pester me, I might find the motivation. 2. The author is basically a goofball, so please read with good humor. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. 3. If it's not your thing, just click the X. Please don't tell me, QAQ. My heart is made of fragile, rainbow-colored Mary Sue glass. 4. Comments are welcome. If nobody reads this, I won't keep writing. Everyone who comes to find the author is a wonderful person. 5. If you can accept an author like me, you're all my little angels! 6. One-chapter trial read, born from a random idea. Theme: Idol AU. See how Chuuya, the Brick-Laying King who got the male lead's role, makes a comeback and becomes Yokohama's Songstress.