[Crossover] Bruce, the Lego Master Chef

As the greatest chef in the Lego universe, Bruce would never blow up the kitchen! And he's definitely not making desserts because certain people threw a party without inviting the Bat! Not at all! Oh, look! Bruce has managed to make a perfectly flawless little cake today. Superman himself says it's delicious. …In the natural world, the prettier something is, the more poisonous it is. Ambulance!!!! Ambulance!!!!!!! Where's the ambulance?!!! Clark, Clark, wake up!!!!!! Bruce, how did you make a little cake with the same effect as kryptonite?!!!! Reader's note: 1. The author loves to disappear, so updates are irregular. But if you pester me, it might motivate me to write. 2. At heart, the author is a total goofball, so please keep things civil while reading. If anyone's out of character, blame me. 3. If it's not your thing, just click away. Please don't tell me QAQ. My heart is as fragile as a rainbow-colored Mary Sue's. 4. Comments are welcome. If nobody reads it, I won't write it, so everyone who comes to visit the author is a good soul. 5. If you can put up with an author this terrible, you're my little angels! 6. A silly idea, posted as a one-shot preview. Theme: In a world where the heroes have turned evil, feel the terror of characters being out of character!!!!! Comedic characters are the strongest!!!!!