I Turned Myself in to the Humanoid Natural Disaster!

[The author is working as a social animal, trying to update every day~] #What to do if you wake up and become a humanoid natural disaster# Xu Xunge: Of course, hug the thickest thigh tightly! . Reality is constantly distorted, the terrifying and weird mirror world is rapidly invading, alien creatures prey greedily, and disasters occur frequently. Xu Xunge becomes the source of it all. Abbreviated as: Humanoid Disaster After figuring out the situation, Xu Xunge quickly hugged Jin's thigh when facing the officials who came after hearing the news. Wouldn't it be beautiful to join forces? From now on, he is also a well-organized person. However, the system is a bit buggy. But it doesn't matter, his backstage is tough enough. Krypton gold upgrade? The approved funding application amounts to eight figures, and there are even precious minerals for his use! Refine your cooking skills? More than a dozen state banquet masters with intangible cultural heritage gave hands-on and passionate teaching! Make a name for yourself? The whole world works together to build a traveling train and help him take his dishes to every corner! . System: ... She's addicted to wool, isn't she? (Fall) . The mysterious traveling train restaurant connects the world. It is said that Mr. Xu, the chef from China, can make delicious dishes that can purify all mutations. Passenger 1: Ever since I ate the chef's cold sandworm beetles, the weird eyeball embedded in my bedside finally disappeared. I felt so refreshed that I just tore up a giant bumblebee that broke into my house. Passenger 2: The Wellington dragon steak prepared by the chef is so delicious that I can kill all the parasites on my family's body with one gulp of fire. They will no longer be in pain or itchiness. Passenger 3: If you ask me, the most amazing thing is the stir-fried octopus, which made me dive into the Mariana Trench in one breath and squander the protozoa Micheli. It's a pity that I couldn't bring it to the chef to make ingredients. Xu Xunge: After all... A reality warper who can't kill the abyssal beasts with one knife is not a good cook. I have handled all these weird ingredients with my own hands. Who knew that in the beginning he just wanted to survive? Or2 It's a food article, about collecting ingredients and cooking adventures. The copy was left on 21.8.25 And has been screenshotted Gay friends are about to finish the article "Inherit the Infinite Game Safe House" by Mao Fried Rice Very fat! Everyone is welcome to slaughter! Please collect the next book "Taming Interstellar Furry"! The animal trainer Xi Yunhuai traveled to an unknown planet. It was a wild and seemingly dead place. Then he discovered many strange furry creatures, living ferociously and miserably. The seriously injured wolf tried to treat him as dinner. The originally fluffy hair was tangled in old blood and dirty. The dying feathered serpent opened its scarlet eyes, and large pieces of different-colored feathers fell off, revealing the rotten flesh and blood under its scales. The blind lynx roared menacingly, the fur on the tips of its ears was knotted, and its white scarf and gloves were stained with pus. They were watching eagerly, always ready to kill Xi Yunhuai. Xi Yunhuai: So... Cute! ——No one can resist furry! Xi Yunhuai picked up his old profession as an animal trainer, holding a whip in his hand, and said so. . The Oster Empire is plunged into its darkest moment in hundreds of years. Three years ago, during the desperate battle with the alien Zerg tribe, the empire's top warriors lost their spiritual bodies due to accidents. Death follows us like a shadow, and the pain of soul loss lingers. They are manic, they are out of control, and they are on the verge of collapse. Just when they thought they would suffer forever until they died, a feeling belonging to the spiritual body appeared for a long time. The trembling of being gently touched, the pleasure of rolling around, and the urge to purr filled my mind. They followed the induction to the former battlefield, only to discover that flowers had bloomed in the dead and deserted land. The strange young man is holding a leather whip, and the most ferocious spiritual beings who have killed countless aliens are lying docilely at the young man's feet, or rolling over to expose their bellies, purring for caresses. The blood-stained minions are put away for you. The fierce eyes are soft and bright because of you. At the end of the starry sky, it was you who tamed our wild souls. Purpose: The earth is the common home of all living things. Protecting biodiversity is to protect human beings themselves.