But What Did the Guardian Egg Spirits Do Wrong?

[Completed and unlocked!] Moriya Kazuhiko, male, 17 years old, transmigrator, world-class phantom thief, and a certain well-known unnamed liquor factory's quasi-executive. At this moment, he discovers that he's being held in the palm of a little kid's hand, the kid wearing a black suit and a bandage over his right eye, looking at him with curiosity. "Dazai, what are you looking at?" "Hmm? I laid an egg~" As Moriya Kazuhiko looks at all the common knowledge stuffed into his brain, he feels, for a split second, like picking up an AKM and spraying bullets all over this world. Are you listening, dammit! Dammit! Why has the mighty Phantom Thief Noah, a quasi-executive in an international black-clad organization, transmigrated into Dazai Osamu's Guardian Chara! ** Question: What do you think about Moriya Kazuhiko becoming someone's Guardian Chara? A certain well-known unnamed white-haired guy No. 1: Hmm? Doesn't that make him easier to control and... hide away? (smiles) A certain well-known unnamed leader of a band of thieves No. 2: Would someone like him really stay for anyone? Now I'm curious... A certain well-known unnamed prince of Britannia No. 3: That child has grown up. A certain well-known unnamed Chaldea doctor No. 4: You're kidding, right? Y-you mean Moriya-kun? No, that's impossible...! Dazai (turning around): Just how many worlds have you been to, flirting with people all over the place?! Moriya Kazuhiko (guiltily): O-only seven, eight, nine, ten or so... ** As the blurb says, pairing with Dazai. P.S. Everyone knows what Guardian Egg Spirits are, right...? [The cover was made for me by Bai-ge @ Shenxia! Bai-ge is the best! Bai-ge is a god! Doesn't it have that Guardian Chara vibe!] Coming soon (visit my profile to save it to your collection!) But What Did the Slime Do Wrong? by Yanli Blurb: My name is Rimuru Tempest. I am one of the [Eight-Star Demon Lords], and the master of a nation of monsters. I've been invited to become a Master for an organization next door that's trying to save Human Order. This is great! Now I have a perfectly legitimate excuse to skip out on state affairs and go have fun! ...That's what I used to think. [King of Wisdom! What's going on here?!] [Answer: This is the legendary love triangle. Reminder to Host: your subordinates are already on their way, armed with knives.] ...Give me a break! I'm just a humble little slime! Theme: An inspiring story about a nonhuman who lost their parents at a young age, learns human emotions, and grows