Did My Boyfriend Fall Into the Water Today?

[Next up: Observation Journal in Yokohama] The whole novel costs only about three yuan. Please subscribe QAQ A slice-of-life romance with Dazai. (The author finally went for it.) My name is Su Le. I'm twenty-eight. I just got married to my ex-boyfriend, now my husband. He's wonderful, except for one thing: he's a bandage-wasting machine who loves diving. Since we got married, he's taken up a new hobby: showing off our relationship. At his workplace Bandage Freak: I get picked up after work by my boyfriend every day, and he feeds me all kinds of carefully prepared treats. Oh, I think I've even put on weight! His coworkers: ... (silently picking up their weapons) On the grounds of a certain well-known seafood company Bandage Freak: Look, these are all the gifts Su Le gave me. You don't have any. Everyone at the seafood company: ... (silently setting their flames alight) On the turf of the Kings Bandage Freak: Look how pretty the white rose mark on my hand is. Su Le gave it to me. I'm the only one. (Emphasis added.) The Kings: ... (the Sword of Damocles silently appears) In short, my husband really loves showing off our relationship. (The blurb is in first person; the story is in third person.) There are other worlds later on, so don't panic. Reader's Guide: 1. The plot is all made up. 2. OOC warning: all OOC is my fault. 3. It's all slice of life. 4. The author writes sweet stories, no angst!!! 5. Ignore any plot holes. They're the author's fault. 6. The author tends to write dialogue-heavy stories, but is working on it. 7. Don't say the author writes short chapters (important). 8. The author is terrible at titles and blurbs. 9. The timeline is chaotic qvq (don't get hung up on it). Coming soon: Observation Journal in Yokohama Blurb: Xingyuan Kazuya became an observer in another world after an accident. To get home, he has no choice but to grit his teeth and write a perfect observation report. Only, the task he's been assigned is a little shocking. Why... does he have to record the daily lives of people from these other worlds? And the labels assigned to these people are downright strange. Including, but not limited to An unserious jujutsu teacher who wears a blindfold A popular bandage freak who loves diving A one-meter-eighty martial arts expert known as the Hat Rack An elementary school detective helping to ease the pressure of global overpopulation And middle school club members who make outstanding contributions to special effects in film and television So is there something wrong with his assignment, or is there something wrong with this world? A little scene: System 001 was at a loss for words as it looked at the observation journal that had been sent in. [Observation Journal No. xxx: Today I found my neighbor in the water again. He even greeted me enthusiastically. I often wonder if he lives in the water. Maybe he's actually a mermaid (crossed out), a merman?] 001: There aren't any mermaids in that world. Is he just making things up? (Rejected without mercy.) #Observation Report Rejected for the Thousand and First Time# Reader's Guide: 1. The male lead's code name is Xiao Wang (his observer designation); his name is Xingyuan Kazuya~ 2. The main pairing is undecided. The male lead might end up single. 3. The male lead is just a lazybones. 4. OOC warning: still the author's version of OOC. Recommendations: This one is upcoming. Search for the author if you're interested. Title: I've Wanted to Kill My Port Mafia Boss for a Long Time (danmei fanfiction) Author: Liu Zhe One-line summary: How can I ever give up on beating up Dazai? Second danmei fanfiction recommendation: Title: [Crossover] After Getting Out of Prison, I Got Together with an Executive of the Port Mafia Author: Shao Ruzi One-line summary: Darling, shall we pray? Danmei fanfiction recommendation: Title: Has Mr. Shenshang Turned in His Manuscript Today? Author: Qi Guan One-line summary: Japan's number one detective x a newly published author forced to write fanfiction (The author's writing is so good QAQ) Theme: Everyday life with my boyfriend