How to Raise a White Bone Spirit to Be Plump [Showbiz]

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Ban Gu is a skeleton spirit who has been dead for who knows how many years. One day, he climbs out of the ground...

Damn, the outside world feels strange. There are skyscrapers, cutting-edge technology, and even dead things from the underworld.

A thousand-year-old relic like him can't keep up with the times, and he's immediately reduced to an uncool country bumpkin.

But... Ban Gu casts a malicious glance at Lu Cheng, who's trespassed on his territory. The rules of the underground palace: Anyone who enters belongs to me. Anything alive or dead that steps into my lair becomes my property.

Ban Gu gives a sinister smile and warmly invites him: "Young Master Lu, come visit my underground palace."

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Lu Cheng, who was stuck with him, regretted it at first.

Later, he quietly switched the soda in the fridge for milk, afraid this skeleton spirit might get osteoporosis.

After that, he watched Ban Gu fretfully plan their life after death.

Ban Gu says, "When you die, I'll bury you in my underground palace. You'll sleep in my stone coffin and slowly turn into bones."

Lu Cheng falls silent for a moment, then asks a question that strikes at the very soul: What if I can't die?

Upcoming book 1: The Strange and Spooky Pet Shop

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Ke Yi proudly holds his head high, perched majestically on the counter. "Awooooo!" Look, this is my domain, my all-you-can-eat restaurant. All those weird and wonderful pets are my food.

Yin Ze, owner of the pet shop that's only pretending to be an all-you-can-eat restaurant, picks Ke Yi up and coaxes him: "Be good. Selling them is the best way to keep you fed."

Ke Yi tilts his head. "Awo?" Wouldn't eating them directly be easier?

Yin Ze: "We need to think about sustainability. We can't drain the pond to catch the fish."

Ke Yi asks excitedly, "Awooooo?" If their owner doesn't want them, can I eat them?

Yin Ze feeds the drop of blood on his fingertip to Ke Yi and says slowly, "Every pet I sell becomes its owner's supreme master."

"Awo?" Tch... A bunch of "food" that people actually like?

Customer A's review: The dog is great, pretty and obedient, and it can even pick up my takeout at the door. Sometimes it looks at me upside down, though, like it thinks I'm an idiot.

Customer B's review: My beautiful bird has a lovely voice and is gorgeous. Apart from being a little picky, it's perfect. It even pecks me awake at six sharp every morning. I'm happy and heartbroken at the same time. Honestly, it doesn't need to be so early.

Customer C: Actually, I want to buy that golden long-haired dog sitting on the counter. I don't know what breed it is, and it looks a bit strange, but it's so majestic. Too bad the owner won't sell it, even though I offered a million.

Yin Ze strokes the "golden retriever" on his lap and pinches its pink paw, which has finally grown back. "This one is exclusively his. Not for sale."

Ke Yi snatches his paw back. "Awo!!!" I'm in a bad mood. I'll grace Xiao Ze with my presence another day.

The Strange and Spooky Pet Shop's mission: Help all the monsters find qualified, tireless pet owners who'll provide food and lodging, chat, play, and keep them happy.

Upcoming book 2: Underworld Express

After Si Lin's grandfather died, he left him an ordinary little house.

One day, Si Lin woke up in horror to find himself in the underworld, with ghosts waiting in line to be reincarnated living all around him.

A ghost who'd died violently, half his head knocked off, stopped Si Lin and gave him a sinister grin. "Kid, mind delivering something to my old lady? And tell my useless son to burn more paper money for his dead dad. I'll pay you for it, by the way."

An old ghost who'd died suddenly of a brain hemorrhage: "I want to send a package too. Please tell my son my bankbook is in the lining of the wardrobe... My son will pay you."

A vengeful ghost who'd died violently and regretted his past: "Send one of my bones to my 'friend' from when I was alive. Wish him a broken home, a ruined family, and an early trip down here for a drink with me... My ex-wife, children, and I will all pay you."

Si Lin quietly takes the orders, quietly watches the huge balance in his bankbook grow day by day, and smiles to himself. An obscure wage worker in the world of the living, a famous courier in the underworld. He does the most ordinary job and the most badass side hustle.

The grim-faced underworld enforcer who shows up at his door: "I have a delivery to send too. I've got a lot of business, so we can sign a long-term contract."

There's no way he can turn that down. Si Lin takes out his calculator. "For long-term business, you get a thirteen percent discount. Thank you for your patronage."

Six months later, Si Lin blocks the underworld enforcer's doorway. "Could you explain this address? Isn't this your own place?"

Yin Li rubs his chin and opens the door. "It's a long story. Let's talk about it in the bedroom."

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