I Refuse to Go Down Without a Fight

Q: What's it like to go from being a Mafia executive with a house, a car, a salary, and bonuses to having nothing overnight?

A: Thanks for the invite. I just achieved the same "jumping off a building" feat as the boss, and now I'm planning to dance on his grave to bring him back to life out of sheer rage. I was only going to stick to the IF route and follow the plot, but my trash boss got me dragged into the main storyline, and now a whole bunch of people are trying to poach me--

Candidate No. 1, a certain lolicon boss: We provide room and board, plus five types of social insurance and a housing fund~

Candidate No. 2, a certain famous overworked office drone: Join us, and a seaside villa will no longer be a dream.

Candidate No. 3, a certain uniformed military beauty: Say yes, or die.

Candidate No. 4, a certain pansexual double agent: I can... Wait, you want to change sides too?!

Candidate No. 5, a certain kindhearted Russian: I can make your wish come true.

Me: ...I'm so tired~

[Name: Sakata Ki

Status: Former executive of the Port Mafia (IF route)

Ability: Resurrection

Additional skill: Spatial displacement (granted by a shikigami)]

* First-person narration. The heroine is strong as an ox and stubborn as a mule.

* An old-school work.

* Also known as "What Do I Do When My Father Won't Write His Novel Properly and Has Gone Off to Join the Mafia?"

# Shocking! The former Port Mafia executive fell this low because...

# Shocking! The former Port Mafia executive turned over a new leaf and started a new life because...

Theme: Finding oneself