Notes on Opening a Krusty Krab Franchise in Yokohama

Name: Notes on Opening a Krusty Krab Franchise in Yokohama
Author: Yearning for Beauty in the Distance

在横滨建设蟹堡王分店心得

by Yearning for Beauty in the Distance (天之方兮望美人)

Status: Completed
Length: 740k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 4y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

As a young mercenary codenamed [SpongeBob], Taketori Che found his destined home in the warm family that was Yokohama.

Boss Crab (Scum) and the Leader Dazai: ?

Patrick Star, Executive, Gravity Manipulator: ...

Taketori Che: "Yo, awesome! We've got a shop manager, a chef, and a delivery guy. The three of us are perfectly in sync, so it's the ideal time to open for business!"

Scum Leader: "I think you're mocking me behind my back."

Delivery Errand Boy: "And why am I the delivery guy?!"

"Shut up, Patrick. Go take the order, we've got a new one!" (Meaning: a hitman.)

This novel is also known as "Life Out of Control" (I originally used this title, but thought it was boring, so I changed it to the current one), "Demon Slayer Creed: Taisho," "Welcome to Ashina Castle, the Blacksmithing-Themed Tourist Attraction," and "How to Secretly Deal with the Leader While Keeping Him Safe"...

[...Everyone in our organization is talented, everyone speaks so nicely, the leader is a paragon, and the executives are gentle and considerate. The work isn't exhausting at all. We slack off and play games every day. We've been here for less than a year, and all the undercover agents and spies are already in our collection as SSRs. I love it here...]

Taketori Che: "Sigh, whatever. Leader, do you think this year-end review is okay?"

Leader Dazai: "If you submit another snarky report that's less than a hundred words, you won't get a year-end bonus."

Leader Dazai is the CP. A happy, goofy office slice-of-life. Come join the fun!

New story coming soon: "[Cyberpunk] Good Morning, Night City!"

It's 2074. What kind of decent person still goes to Night City?

As it happens...

At the urging of fate, the outsider Lei Zhe accidentally visits this free city bathed in neon and light pollution.

And so Night City continues down the shining road to earning the prestigious title of "North America's Worst City of the Year."

"Hello, do you have any spare rooms tonight?"

"How many people are with you?"

"Let's see. We've got a cowboy gunslinger from a western gang, a Greek master assassin, a chief scientist from a megacorporation working on doomsday tech, an ancient vengeful spirit from Hokkaido, the fourth president of the Republic of Sordland, a hacker who fights for justice, a fallen noble and detective from Warsaw, a wasteland logistics expert, a berserker from hell..."

"Ah! I've heard this joke. They're all different identities of one person, right?"

"No, there really are that many people outside."

"Then we have no rooms."

This story blends characters from many games with my personal interpretation of the cyberpunk world. It takes place in Night City in 2074.

Theme: A story about living on and moving forward in adversity.

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