How to Survive in Yokohama on Ten Yuan

Complete and finished. Feel free to dive in! (Any updates are for revisions.) Please add me to your favorites, and I'd love a five-star review too (whispering). [Prepublication: [Jujutsu Kaisen] How to Survive at the Hands of Your Ex] Blurb: The Port Mafia has a special executive who works in administration, Gu Gu. Besides handling paperwork, this executive's daily routine involves selling books: books whose titles have nothing to do with their contents. Everyone in the Port Mafia has a copy, and they've even been promoted to the organization next door. Everyone assumes that selling books is this executive's peculiar hobby. Later, when the Port Mafia is attacked by outside enemies, they finally learn just how formidable this executive is. Gu Gu: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my domain. Gu Gu, an administrative executive in the Port Mafia, has an ability called [Lies]. It creates an absolute domain where Gu Gu reigns supreme. Bonus scene: Gu Gu: Help me sell books. A certain bandage-obsessed man: Lies? A certain unscrupulous doctor: Nobody's going to buy that, are they? A certain hat-obsessed man: Does it say inside that you only have ten dollars? Everyone: You're a title scammer! #Did Gu Gu manage to sell the book# Reader's guide: 1. The author writes OOC characters. If anyone's OOC, that's definitely the author's fault. 2. If this makes you uncomfortable, please leave right away. 3. The protagonist is halfway to being a walking pit of darkness. Think of a certain bandage-obsessed man. 4. The protagonist's values are not the author's values. Please don't conflate them. 5. The protagonist's pairing is set: a certain bandage-obsessed man. 6. Contains stories within the story (rarely). 7. Includes a few memes. Skip them or click the X if they're not your thing. 8. The romance is very faint and takes a long time to appear. The author is hopeless at this, QAQ. Screenshot taken again on April 19, 2020. The idea came to me on February 19, but I can't find the original blurb anymore (crying.jpg). Prepublication Title: [Jujutsu Kaisen] How to Survive at the Hands of Your Ex Blurb: Because of work, I'm transferred to Jujutsu High to teach. What I don't expect is to run into my ex on my very first day at school. At the time, I feel as if I've seen a ghost. Why would I run into this man here? What comes next is even more suffocating: it turns out that man is now the strongest. When I hear the news, all I can say is, well, damn. The problem in front of me is obvious: how can I survive at the hands of my ex? Bonus scene: [A popular online forum] #Question: How can I survive at the hands of my ex#hot Original poster: Work means I have no choice but to teach at a high school. But on my very first day, I discover that my ex is here too, and he's now the strongest. How can I, the one who dumped my ex, stay alive? 1st reply: Oh boy. That's a pretty thin disguise. If it's really what I think it is, my condolences to the original poster. 2nd reply: My condolences. 3rd reply: My condolences. 4th reply: My condolences. 155th reply: My condolences. The ex: My recommendation is that you go straight to the physical crematorium :) Recommendations: Danmei fanfiction: The Beautiful Prisoner of the Armed Detective Agency by Yue Shanyin One-line summary: The beauty sighs and sighs, while the president dotes and dotes. I've Wanted to Kill My Boss for a Long Time, by Six Philosophers One-line summary: How can I let go of my urge to beat up Dazai? What Should I Do If My Boyfriend Smells So Good? by Qi Guan One-line summary: In the end, you have to repay all that free food and drink with yourself. The God Ran Away with "Corruption" by Mo Yuyuan One-line summary: A god and Corruption's journey through the modern world. The Cross-Dressing Guy at a Certain Detective Agency by Estrean One-line summary: Did Chuuya and his boyfriend get exposed today? I Became the Port Mafia Boss by Doomsday Ashes One-line summary: Four bandage-obsessed men get together to play mahjong. My Ability Is a Turn-Based Game by Custard Bun Daze One-line summary: A humanoid game system and a creature made of darkness, loving and loathing each other. Short fiction: After Prison, I Got Together with a Port Mafia Executive by Shao Ruzi One-line summary: Darling, are you praying? [Crossover] The Shut-In King! Shiny by Tie Zhu Na Zhi Tuzi One-line summary: Win the Holy Grail War by lounging around at home. Theme: Help your partner stay hopeful about life, and save each other