Turns Out I'm the Goofball [Quick Transmigration]

Ongoing novel: Straight Girl Transmigrates into a Childbearing Novel (Quick Transmigration). Visit my author page to read.

#Anti-childbearing-novel# [Against having children for reasons other than love. The heroine refuses to be a baby-making machine, and makes that her goal to fight for _(:з"∠)_]

There's a genre called childbearing novels. No matter how deep the hatred between the male and female leads, having a child is guaranteed to solve everything.

...And if it doesn't, they can just have more.

After Yi Shen was hit by the "more children, more blessings" System, she took one look at those plots and was stunned beyond words:

A princess is forced to take concubines for her husband after years of marriage without an heir. Then, just as her luck turns, she has two children in three years, reconciles with her husband, and they live happily ever after.

A power-wielding woman with a golden finger transmigrates from the apocalypse to ancient times. Thanks to her fertile body, she rises in status through her child, wins the emperor's favor, and becomes empress dowager.

A woman whose husband defies their arranged marriage and insists on divorcing her bears four sons for his family, whose lineage is dying out, and successfully wins back his love.

System: [Host, do you see this beautiful fruit of love?]

Yi Shen: Thanks, but I don't really understand love, and I don't need any fruit.

#I don't even want that jerk, so why would I have his baby???#

------Novel Synopsis-------

An Tian has been feeling like something is off lately.

There seem to be more and more goofballs around her.

In the cultivation world, her master tears down a house made of spirit stones and turns it into a thatched hut. Her senior brother turns a flying artifact into a bathtub, saying it'll save time. Her martial nephew raises a bunch of rabbits and seriously ponders every day whether to braise or barbecue them...

In a zombie apocalypse, Admirer One awakens a light ability because he's so good at being a third wheel. Admirer Two awakens a plant ability because he's so good at sitting on the fence... Admirer N, because he likes zombies, awakens... an ability to mass-produce zombies???

An Tian: ???

An Tian: Is something wrong with the way this world works? Am I some legendary goofball magnet?

#A giant, natural goofball magnet. Premium quality, a must-have!#

System: ...

System: ...How do I tell Tian Tian that she's the biggest goofball of all?

Male lead: Ah, that woman is so smart and wise. How do I make her fall for me?

System: Oh, I was wrong. Here's an even bigger goofball (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

1. 1v1. The male lead isn't human. Everyone's a goofball.

2. This novel is mostly goofballs, with logic as a secondary concern.

3. Cover art used with permission from Jinlihui, Thirty-Six Tang.

Recommended: My Best Friend's Male Leads Have All Turned Evil [Quick Transmigration] by Lu Shiqi

#Help, all the Children of Destiny I saved have turned evil!!!#

Theme: When you run into trouble, try a different approach. The problem may just solve itself.