The Straight Girl Topples the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]

Yu Hui gets bound to a "Win Back Your Wife or Burn in Regret" System. It requires her to play the wife in a "Win Back Your Wife or Burn in Regret" story.

Yu Hui says that's easy.

System: [You and he truly love each other, but your different social positions leave you no choice but to lower yourself to become his concubine. When you grow disillusioned and leave, he searches for you like a madman and kneels outside your door. This time, he promises to give you the proper wedding rites and a lavish bridal procession, asking only that you be the one woman by his side for the rest of his life. At this moment, you...]

Yu Hui: Killing your wife without cause is punishable by hanging. Find an opportunity to tell his rival about this.

System: ???

The System tries again: [You and the Sixth Prince grew up together, but the foolish emperor lusts after your beauty and forces you into his palace. You agree through your tears for the prince's sake. He endures the humiliation, defeats all his brothers years later, and seizes the throne. He defies public opinion and overcomes all opposition to marry you as his empress. Now you...]

Yu Hui: A son taking his father's wife is a grave offense. Issue my decree and have them ground to dust.

System: ????

The System still refuses to give up: [A sea of blood separates you and him. He kidnaps you and confines you to a tiny attic, cutting you off from the outside world. At first, you hate him, but gradually discover that he too is a pitiful victim of fate. When he finally realizes his mistakes and pursues you passionately, personally arranging the wedding of the century, you decide to...]

Yu Hui: Hold on, let me make a call first.

System: [...Who... who are you calling?]

Yu Hui: The cops.

System: ...

System: ...

The System finally loses its temper and roars: [Host, this is a "Win Back Your Wife or Burn in Regret" storyline! If the male lead is killed, the story can't continue!]

Yu Hui looks baffled: [Isn't a crematorium for cremating people? Did I get it wrong? Is a crematorium actually for disposing of non-recyclable garbage?]

#If you don't scatter that bastard's ashes, how can you call it a crematorium?!#

P.S.:

1. The heroine will never go back to an ex, whether he's a good guy or a bad one.

2. The plot comes first, romance second. The male lead is a brick: wherever he's needed, that's where he goes.

3. The setting is entirely fictional and serves the plot. Don't nitpick the details. Readers who care about chastity, beware.

4. To be decided.

Theme: Ms. Yu Hui pounds her chest