I Beat the Escape Game with My Memes

Please add my upcoming novel, "Why Am I Still Not Dead? [Infinite]" to your reading list!

Bai Ge clicked a link her friend sent her, and then everything went black.

When she could see again, Bai Ge found herself surrounded by an eerie, gloomy atmosphere.

...Ah, so this is the legendary full-dive game, she thought, pushing up her glasses as a glint of wisdom flashed in her eyes.

But it didn't take long for her to get bored. On top of that, the game had a flaw: there was no exit button!

Bai Ge: Then I'll just have to die my way out. I'm a professional at tempting fate!

[If you feel someone tap you from behind in the middle of the night, never turn around. You'll see a ghost and die for sure!]

Bai Ge: Got it. I'll turn around and take a look.

She turned around with such force that she accidentally knocked the head off a headless ghost.

The scene grew awkward for a moment.

Bai Ge: ...Would you like me to pick that up for you?

[If someone asks you to do something after dark, don't answer. You'll die.]

Bai Ge's eyes lit up.

Ghost: Miss, I've lost my head. Could I borrow yours?

Bai Ge: Sure! Do you want the long-haired head in my left hand, or the bald one in my right? ...Hey, don't run! Tell me which one you want!

[If you see an NPC with an extremely high combat rating during the game, don't provoke them. You'll die!]

Bai Ge pondered: An extremely high combat rating? Which of these wimps has a high combat rating?

Just then, a ghost reached out a blood-soaked hand: Rich lady, I'm hungry. Food, please!

Bai Ge was delighted. You, you're the one! Buddy, come with me. I'll feed you!

Other players: [Can't even look.jpg] [Little sis, we'll give you a proper send-off.jpg] [Can we still run away in time.jpg]

Bishui: I'll eat you until you're bankrupt, then you'll know what I'm capable of!

Bai Ge: Look at that, I've starved all the NPCs skinny. This game is doomed.

And then she couldn't get rid of him.

What's more, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't die.

Bai Ge: QAQ You're cheating.

Much later, someone asked how they'd first met.

Bishui: She was the only one who didn't mind how much I ate.

Bai Ge: He's so skinny and eats so little. Keeping him costs less.

Onlooking players: ...Bosses, did you not rehearse your answers before the interview?

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Novel blurb:

As the player with the highest clear rate in the escape game, Zhui Xue often receives invitations to team up.

While her teammates search for a way out like headless chickens, she's teaching math to an NPC.

While her teammates are being tortured by traps, she's playing Fight the Landlord with an NPC.

Her teammates are in tears: I thought I had a boss on my team!

After enduring countless hardships, they finally find her.

Zhui Xue: Four twos beat a pair of jokers. I win!

She waves excitedly at her teammates: Come over! I just beat the NPC, and he agreed to show us the way!

Teammates: ???

NPC: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Little extra:

Newbie: Boss, this game is so hard. How do you manage to clear it every time?

Zhui Xue: I clear it with nine-tenths luck and one-tenth skill...

Male lead: ...And nine hundred and ninety percent silliness.

Zhui Xue: ????

A secretly powerful goofball heroine × a genuinely powerful male lead who fills in the gaps

[Reader's guide]

1. At heart, this is a silly comedy. It shouldn't be scary or hard to follow, because the author is a coward with no brains.

2. Infinite Escape is just a game. No one dies because of this game.

Theme: See the world from a different perspective, and you'll discover a different kind of beauty.