[X-Men] My Brother Is Iceman

Ronnie has a very considerate older brother.

"Of course he's considerate. That's a fact." Ronnie rolled his eyes at his friend. "He makes me breakfast, even though he burns the eggs. He helps me clean my room, even though he somehow makes an even bigger mess. He puts my clothes in the washing machine, even though they're clean," Ronnie went on, getting angrier by the second. He picked up a bottle of Coke and took a swig. "He doesn't even separate the laundry! God, Jesus, Merlin, whoever! Doesn't he know that dark clothes can stain light ones when you wash them together?! That was my favorite T-shirt!" Ronnie crushed the Coke bottle.

("Ronnie! That's a glass bottle!")

"Ever since then, Bobby's greatest use has been freezing a few ice pops for summer and chilling Coke." A world-weary look appeared on fourteen-year-old Ronnie's face. "Sigh, I feel sorry for my future sister-in-law... Oh, wait, maybe I won't have one."

Theme: His brother is doing his best, but it's not enough.