I Review Survival Games

After an accident, Zhuo Chengxiao once again entered that familiar yet strange world. System 001: Welcome to Survival Above 2.0. We will... Um, do you have any questions? Zhuo Chengxiao, who had just cleared version 1.0: ... "Are you people seriously here just to get me to review this thing?!" While everyone else was earning more points to stay alive, desperately praying with their eyes shut for the System to give them high ratings... The System was sobbing and begging someone to rate its instance a little higher. Survival Sweetheart: If you're happy with it, please give this instance a five-star review~ Zhuo Chengxiao: Two stars. That's as high as I'm going. Survival Sweetheart: Okay, thank you for your review, dear qwq Blurb Two Yan Fengzhao thought he was thriving in this world after arriving in Survival Above. When he got the sudden urge to raise someone for a change, he realized the little lamb he'd set his sights on seemed even better at playing the game than he was. This was beyond thriving. This was running wild. One moment, the guy was all whimpering and saying, "Big brother, protect me." The next, he had yanked an NPC's belt off and was using it to tie up other NPCs. Yan Fengzhao: Give me back my adorable sweetheart! Zhuo Chengxiao: I'm Big Brother's adorable sweetheart. A sly bottom who plays the fool and lets loose X a dramatic, secretly sulky, ruthless top Neither of them is respectable. The whole cast is a bunch of degenerates~ (Blurb screenshotted on 2020-04-08) Coming soon: My Cannon Fodder Group Zhou Gongge died on the operating table, but Heaven gave him another chance and pulled him into a mysterious group. As long as he earned the approval of the others in the group, he could keep living. And the group's main test was... seeing who had the most tragic story. A certain cultivator: I was the most promising young talent in the cultivation world, but my useless junior brother drove me into a demonic cultivation deviation, destroyed my sect, and ground my golden core to pieces. A certain crown prince: I should have inherited the throne, but some bastard who came out of nowhere stole my position as crown prince. My father listened to his lies, stripped me of my status, and exiled me eight hundred li to the frontier. A certain movie star: Heh. I only spoke a little harshly while coaching a newcomer on set, and his lover ruined my reputation. I'm in a psychiatric hospital now. That's all for now, the nurse is making her rounds. Zhou Gongge: … Zhou Gongge: It's nothing much. I just found out on my coming-of-age day that I'd been switched at birth, and my sworn enemy was actually my father's biological son. Then I had a heart attack from the shock, and the hospital diagnosed me with a terminal illness with a very low chance of recovery. The next day, my boyfriend suddenly told me his first love had come back, and apologized for treating me as her substitute. And just half an hour ago, right before my surgery, the attending physician, hailed as China's greatest surgeon, dropped dead. Everyone: … A certain cultivator: Suddenly, my junior brother doesn't seem that hard to deal with. Let me think of a way to kill him. Deposed Crown Prince: After hearing your story, I realize I can't keep wallowing in self-pity. I shall return to the capital and purge the court of traitors! A certain movie star: Damn, this script is so bad I kind of want to act in it. And so Zhou Gongge successfully secured a spot among the resurrected. Theme: Don't wish for overnight riches. Everything depends on your own hard work.